[MA] Kualkerr assasinated, country in tears.

Day 1,500, 19:01 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by bozli
QUETTA, Pakistan - Gentlemen, with great sadness we have to inform you that our cultural leader, SSG Military Commander, Senior Adviser to MoFA and former President of ePakistan, kualkerr, was found dead in his residence, shortly before the invasion of the recently restored ePakistan done by eTurkish hordes. No terrorist organization had yet confirmed it's involvement in this assassination, but it's suspected that the responsible group for it was the well-known Turkish Elite unit Lazokrasi, whom kualkerr was member until recently.


Logo of the group who possibly ordered the assassination

As our sources claim, kualkerr had gotten into a dispute with said group after he found out that eTurkey, the country he spilled his blood for, decided to turn their backs on ePakistan. Knowing kualkerr had a lot of knowledge of Lazokrasi business deals, in which he himself took part, he was silenced before being able to reveal them completely and tear apart said group.


Residence of kualkerr, days before the assasination

Another known ePakistani, one of the creators of the post-Dioistic ePakistan, pak_land, despite of the years-long absence from ePakistani media, honored us with this statement:
Kualkerr was our father, our brother, and a friend. His departure hurts us all. But we must stay strong, for tears will not bring him back. We must continue making ePakistan stronger. Kualkerr left a lot behind, and we must use all we have left of him in making ePakistan stronger. While his departure left a hole in our heart which will never be replaced, it must not interfere with our country's functionality! Pray for him ePakistan, and make us all proud! PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

pak_land also shown us kualkerr's will, where he, expecting his death, explained everything that happened and what is going to happen. Due to security reasons we will not publish the whole document, but we will quote parts of it:

I rather find the banhammer a blessing in disguise. But I would like to reveal to the world the truth behind the hypocratic faces of Turkish citizens which I once called friends.

Once this document hits the news, there will be no way back for me. I m burning the boats. But if the cheaters meet their deserved end, i will find my death dedicated to noble cause.

President of ePakistan, Abdullah sardar couldn't be reached, we should wait for him or ePakistani Media Chief, av khan to release a press statement about this sad event.


Painting of kualkerr shining in his glory, made somewhere in 2010

Kualkerr was known as a founder of ePakistani military unit SSG, Military Unit who's strength and organization could only be matched by Dio Brando's 300, and who served our glorious nation for years. Other than his military activity, he was remembered as a businessman, his trading being wellknown all over the world. His govenrment duties included MoD, MoE and MoFA of ePakistan, which he crowned with Presidency in January 2011. Afterwards, he semi-retired from ePakistani politics, serving as advisory to MoFA's and Presidents, as well as ePakistan connection within ONE alliance. He was a man of few words, a shadow to most, but a glorious man. Those who knew him, respected him for what he did for ePakistan and whole New Word. He left no successors.

Until further notice, we advise citizenry to remain calm and continue doing their duties. More details about the funeral will be presented soon. Until then, you can pay tribute to kualkerr in #ePakistan.

I wish you all a very fond farewell. It was a pleasure living by all you wonderful people. Specially serbs, Macedonians n turks(till we were friends ... and all the wonderful friends from ePakistan. I still love my mates in SSG. All of them. And I also want to thank India for the wonderful time we shared enjoying the game to the fullest. Death is only the beginning. - A goodbye of a great man.


PRIDE!
POWER!
PAKISTAN!

~MorbidAngel.