[CP] - Victory in Southern Netherlands - Day 1579
eBelgian Presidency
Greetings fellow eBelgians,
Southern Netherlands is now under eBelgian control. We do this, not for imperial aggrandizement or out of petty revenge, but to better secure our home territories and to force the eNetherland's CP into peace negotiations. If the angry cries of eBelgians watching eDutch soldiers invading eBE (twice) isn't enough to open a dialogue, perhaps the closing of all the "coffee" shops in Southern Netherlands will force him to act.
So far all attempts to open communication with the warmongering Auggustus have gone unanswered.
I implore the right-thinking people of eNetherlands to demand your misguided CP to at least open a dialogue so that we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the region!
Congratulations and all honors to our valiant eBelgian forces and our steadfast allies! We have freed the stolen eBelgian beer that was being warehoused in Southern Netherlands and have begun destroying stockpiles of Heineken.
eBelgian beer is superior! Smash the inferior eDutch "beer" water!
Feel free to hop on IRC and see if supplies are available. If you don't know how to find the #eBrussels channel, there is a link at the top of the forum
And, as always, check the daily orders of the Minister of Defense.
Remember to take advantage of all the programs that eBelgium has to offer, such as the daily citizen packs, land and company subsidies, and the new training center upgrade program! Check the official forums for details and sign up today!
War supplies are distributed on IRC by the dedicated members of the MoD, so take advantage of extra firepower when destroying stockpiles of Heineken!
Consider volunteering for the Belgian Training Academy for newer players, the Belgian Civilian Army, or perhaps the Belgian Armed Forces.
GoopyPants,
President of eBelgium
Comments
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Burn those crates BURN!!!
Don't be so sad Holland, we will help you to develop,... eventually 😛
Very nice!
Awesome report, hard vote!
I do want to point out that I find the hypocrisy of some of the eNL folks bordering on institutional insanity. A senseless and baseless attack on eBE "for the lutz" is repulsed, and now that the battle actually threatens their holdings they respond with outrage and indignation. Kind of ridiculous when they claim the moral high-ground after they attacked us, they refuse to negotiate, and they continued this war far past the point of any "this is for fun, enjoy!"
We didn't start this war, we don't want this war, but by the antlers on our chocolate moose we will see this war ended!
Belgian Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Santééééé....8!!!!!!!
Vive La Belgique! Vive Goopy!
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Next stop - Western Netherlands? (;
Soon the eUNL will be a fact again 😛
Justice, nothing more. Their actual behaviour just shows the whole eWorld what their true face is.
Well said goopy 😉
@ So far all attempts to open communication with the warmongering Auggustus have gone unanswered.
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It's incredible. I don't understand that.
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I just spent an hour on #eUNL, which was mainly just Konrad ranting and various members of the eNL government telling me how doomed eBelgium is.
Seriously, those guys need to go back on their medication.
Voted! I hope they come to their senses soon.
Voted... Thanks for the update ! o/
I guess karma truly is a bitch.
Death to heineken!
Leffe will prevail!
Gueuze sweet Gueuze...
*Having a Faro*
The article made my laugh, but the comments made me laugh even harder! 😁 Your collective lack of humour and general moodyness is taking epic proportions!
Clearly, the Belgians just don't seem to understand what war is about. :- )
FUN!
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wij hebben jullie beer in Noord Nederland opgeslagen : )
Killer: beer als in, de inhoud van de beerput? 😉
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