[CEP] Another One Bites The Dust
Day 1,030, 17:59
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by The Canadian Empire Party
"Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust"
- Queen
This is an official statement of the Canadian Empire Party
Whereas the Canadian Empire Party is Founded under Supremacy of the Military to Command our Canadian Empire on the Principles of National Unity, Peace, Order and Good Government
Yet another scandal has ripped through the political realm of eCanada and once again we must face choices on who is to blame and what we must do to them. However, we must be careful not to let our emotion (disgust, and more then a fair amount of disappointment) at being betrayed overcome our reasoning of who is at fault here.
Some answers to the questions you may have:
1. No CEP member other then Rolo Tahmasee was involved.
2. No CEP member other then Rolo Tahmasee was even made aware of these backroom deals.
3. No, we will not keep a thief amongst us, no matter who it is.
4. eCanada has, as always, our love and loyalty before anything or anyone else.
Yes, just like how many other thieves and hackers were from various other parties, Rolo Tahmasee is from the Canadian Empire Party. However, we have said it before, and we will say it again. The Canadian Empire Party does not accept thieves, criminals, and traitors as one of us.
So, approximate four hours ago a vote was held by the Privy Council on Rolo's fate. Within three hours the Council voted to banish Rolo Tahmasee from the Canadian Empire Party effective immediately. We can now say that Rolo Tahmasee is no longer a member of the party.
Unfortunately, spring cleaning comes often in the CEP household. However we will do it as many times as possible to be sure that we are not associated with the filth that can be found in the most unassuming corners of the eGovernment.
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust"
- Queen
This is an official statement of the Canadian Empire Party
Whereas the Canadian Empire Party is Founded under Supremacy of the Military to Command our Canadian Empire on the Principles of National Unity, Peace, Order and Good Government
Yet another scandal has ripped through the political realm of eCanada and once again we must face choices on who is to blame and what we must do to them. However, we must be careful not to let our emotion (disgust, and more then a fair amount of disappointment) at being betrayed overcome our reasoning of who is at fault here.
Some answers to the questions you may have:
1. No CEP member other then Rolo Tahmasee was involved.
2. No CEP member other then Rolo Tahmasee was even made aware of these backroom deals.
3. No, we will not keep a thief amongst us, no matter who it is.
4. eCanada has, as always, our love and loyalty before anything or anyone else.
Yes, just like how many other thieves and hackers were from various other parties, Rolo Tahmasee is from the Canadian Empire Party. However, we have said it before, and we will say it again. The Canadian Empire Party does not accept thieves, criminals, and traitors as one of us.
So, approximate four hours ago a vote was held by the Privy Council on Rolo's fate. Within three hours the Council voted to banish Rolo Tahmasee from the Canadian Empire Party effective immediately. We can now say that Rolo Tahmasee is no longer a member of the party.
Unfortunately, spring cleaning comes often in the CEP household. However we will do it as many times as possible to be sure that we are not associated with the filth that can be found in the most unassuming corners of the eGovernment.
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I like saying "effective immediately". Makes me sound like a bamf
I Like that song
Lucas is so wonderful
You couldn't know, it's true.
But now, it's time for a witch-hunt.
bye bye Rolo
i'd love to see a CEP president where we dont end up losing money in a scandal. let me know if that ever happens 😉
legit article
ohai scorpius,
hello there
do you like waffles?
I love blue waffles myself😃
heh, I used that riff in Adasko's last article. good song
"Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine gun's ready to go."
damn that Steve and his kinder, gentler machinegun hand.
Anyhoo, keep on rockin' in the New World.
good on ya guys looks like i'll be sticking around CEP for a while after all 😛 Glad to see you guys made the right decesion.
when has a CEP president ever resulted in stealing money prior to rolo?
as far as I can tell 1ronman was plowing canada's A-hole for months and was a member of the DAL
so you can shut it
1. No CEP member other then Rolo Tahmasee was involved. --- Wrong.
2. No CEP member other then Rolo Tahmasee was even made aware of these backroom deals. --- Wrong.
3. No, we will not keep a thief amongst us, no matter who it is. --- That you know of.
4. eCanada has, as always, our love and loyalty before anything or anyone else. --- If you say so.
lol Muglack I don't get it. What was even the point of that? Typically after the "Wrong"s you preceed to state who you're referring to.
Maybe you mean Wes Lewis, who conducted the investigation?
Exactly which CEP members are you referring to Muglack? Perhaps you are speaking of things of which you don't know? Or is this just your run of the mill slander?
thebigguy you're too young to remember, but money was stolen during one of Brucks term. Not by bruck, but i didnt say that another CEP CP had stolen it, only that it happened during a CEP presidency.
my beef is not with the CEP here, dont push it. 1ronman was in practically every party in canada at one point or another. pinning him on the DAL would be like, well, pinning jb on the CEP 😉
you don't push it old man. Your avatar is compensating for something.
and JBdivinus is in the DAL so i am pinning that on the DAL.
actually you should shut your hole scorp. Everyone at this point agrees it was 1ronman stealing during brucks term as prez and in fact he was a DAL member for as long as I can remember.
"Exactly which CEP members are you referring to Muglack? Perhaps you are speaking of things of which you don't know? Or is this just your run of the mill slander?"
Your forget I was one of the first people invited into #secretz and know who joined after me, and who was involved with all this.
Many names in the little black book, many names in many parties. To say that Rolo was the only one from the CEP is far from the truth.
the times during which 1ronman stole and the times during which he was a member of the DAL are not the same. like i said, hes been bounced around every party in canada. and bruck himself knows that i dont truely believe it to have been gofarman. that statement was made in self parody. wasnt meant for you to get it.
and thebigguy seriously i'll be nice because its obvious you have no idea whats going on. Jbdivinus TOed the DAL. he was not DAL, and simply used the same corrupt means he used to steal this countries assets to take over the party presidency.
now that we've corrected your mistake, dont try pinning things to my party, and i wont try with yours. oh, and do not refer to me as old man. that term may only be used when addressing Tom Hagen.
"Jbdivinus TOed the DAL. he was not DAL, and simply used the same corrupt means he used to steal this countries assets to take over the party presidency."
In all fairness to JB he PTO'ed the DAL using methods made famous by CitB. Mass messages, mass friending, pretending to care, then pointing at the person you wanted elected.
citizen B never TOed a party, his methods were only used to support his own side, not harm the other. i dont see how anything you said needed to be brought up
You asserted that JB took control of the DAL through corrupt means. While some of the actions he took were questionable (citizenship for people willing to vote for him) a vast majority of his votes were gained using the same techniques that your own party leaders use on a regular basis to maintain their power.
For you to say that system of garnering votes is corrupt when JB uses it but completely acceptable when a person like CitB does is incredibly hypocritical.
you've managed to go that whole post without addressing my actual point. im saying its not about the methods, its about the context. If B had run for PP of say the CPF i would be a hypocrite. But he has not and i am now.