Victory! eBulguria was Crushed Once Again!

Day 3,693, 05:41 • Published in Bulgaria Turkey • by Walpole
[DELIORMANLI MEKTUBUNUN TURKCESI BIR PARAGRAF HALINDE ASAGIDA]


Dear Bulgurs, beloved friends.

How are you? Is it too painful to live through these days? I hope not.

I am glad to present to you yet another edition of our newspaper.

The recent rebellion instigated by Indo-Bulgur rabble (Bulgur entity from India) that started in Sofia on 26th of December led to a ferocious mini war.

Today, we happily and proudly announce to you all that the Sublime State of eTr is triumphant against the Indo-Bulgur rabble. Sofia is once again free, and in peace. Indo-Bulgur rabble is back in India, where they truly belong.



In the course of this mini war, there were so many epic battles and heroic moments observed and enjoyed by eTr citizens. We are all eternally grateful to the armed forces of eTr and of our allies who took part in this amazing spectacle.

Indo-Bulgur rabble too contributed to our enjoyment with their resourcefulness in manufacturing absurd tactical strategies.



We all know that "resourcefulness" is a vital and valuable tool in the path of success. Yet, it produces concrete positive results only when it's coupled with knowledge and wisdom.

As far as I know, there is no definitive fast-track road to wisdom. Yet, with education, all can attain knowledge. And, oh boy, Bulgurs leading the recent war effort need lots of education indeed, in most elementary form that I can think of.



Perhaps, You Bulgurs are feeling the sadness of your successive defeats. Perhaps, it is doubly sad for you, because you are being beaten in a monumental scale in a war that you started by attacking a neighbor that did not do anything wrong to you.

But don't be too sad. Think that this is the opportunity for you to learn. I sincerely believe, this education process of yours will help you to be a better eCountry in the future.




Let me conclude my article with your long awaited favorite reading material, i.e another decree coming from the office of his excellency eTr president deliormanli, addressing you, his loyal subjects.


ENGLISH TEXT:
Our beloved subjects living in ex-Bulguria, to whom we grow nothing but love and compassion in our bosom.
We as your sovereign lord feel humbled by your war efforts contributing to our victory in past a few days.
You have drained millions of CC from the coffers of Indo-Bulgur rabble in the form of CO payments, which would have been paid to attract foreigners into battle if you had not interfered.
Pray thee do not feel bad about it at all.
By this act of yours, you also achieved to get back some of your money, which was plundered from Bulgur treasury in past months and years by your ex-ruling elites.
We as your sovereign lord has another favor to ask from thee, our loyal subjects.
When some of those Bulgurs, who spent millions of CC in battles, come to you and ask for your votes in a week time, please vote for them; and elect them to the government of Indo-Bulgur entity.
Continuing welfare and glory of our empire partially depends on your ability of electing loud and hollow Bulgurs who are good at nothing but plundering treasury, rather than smart and conscientious Bulgurs who can think, act and serve.
Signe😛 Deliormanli


LINGUA FRANCA OF THE EMPIRE VERSION:
Bulguristan'in eski topraklarin yasiyan, kendilerine yuregimizde sevgi ve merhametten baska duygu beslemedigimiz sevgili tebamiz.
Gecen gunler zarfinda kazandigimiz zaferlere yaptiginiz katkilar ile bizi mahcup ettiniz.
Hindistan'daki Bulgur hukumetinin milyonlarca CC parasini CO odemesi halinde cebe indirdiniz ki, siz bunu yapmasaydiniz o paralar yabanci savascilari cepheye cekmek icin kullanilacakti.
Sizden ricamiz o dur ki bundan dolayi asla pismanlik duymayin.
Bu hareketinizle, eski yoneticileriniz tarafindan gecen aylar ve yillar zarfinda size ait olan hazineden yagmalanmis paralarin bir kismini geri almis oldunuz.
Sizin mutlak hukumadariniz olarak sizden bir ricamiz daha olacak.
Cephelerde milyonlarca CC CO parasi dagitan bu Bulgurlardan bazilari 1 haftaya kalmadan kapiniza gelip sizden baskanlik seciminde oy isteyecek. Lutfen oylarinizi onlara verin, onlari Hindistan'daki Bulgur avanesinin hukumeti olarak secin.
Imparatorlugumuzun refah ve ihtisaminin devami, kismen de olsa, sizlerin dusunen ve gorev bilincine sahip zeki ve vicdan sahibi Bulgurlari degil de, hazine yagmalamaktan baska meziyeti olmayan bosbogaz Bulgurlari secimle isbasina getirmenize baglidir.
Imza😃eliormanli

Yours sincerely,
Walpole


BONUS#1
Some of you are aware that I published a Turkish article 5 days ago following our epic victory in defending Vidin RW. In that article, there was a youtube video that I edited in the context of eTr-eBg war. Some eBg friends asked of me via PM to make an English version of the video, so they can understand. Here it is. Hope you enjoy.




BONUS#2




BONUS#3
Music for you to listen while reading comments below. Rumelian Wedding.