The New Boss
Thedillpickl
A little theme music.
Hi kids!
I had a little time to kill (and that doesn't happen very often) so I'd like to talk about my new avatar. This won't take long, I promise.
Meet Your New Boss
FYI, he drinks only darkside roast coffee in the morning.
We all know this guy. His secretary actually runs things. He spends half of his day screwing things up and the other half attempting to blame the problem on someone else. He's a big shot with a little pistol. Middle management is his 'glass ceiling'. Keep your head down when he passes by and maybe you won't be asked to give him a hand moving a 'few' files. (The 40' truck is ready to unload at Dock B.)
Goodbye Battle Flag
Time to retire Col. Beauregard Jefferson Davis Pickle. It was a fun run that lasted 2 years. I still enjoy Civil War era US history but it is time for something new. I tried the Squirtious Maximus thing but that was a flop. It was meant to mock the SPQR Rome thing in the eUS. I guess some of them are still RP'ing but it is pretty much gone.
The new corporate logo.
So hail to our new flag, ever may it wave.
Look out! Everyone back to work! Here comes District Manager Palpatine.
Comments
May the farce be with you.
0.0 Does this mean I'm Leia?!?!
Meow! ♥
Only if you hang honey buns on yer ears. 😃
I'll wear the slave outfit too! 😃
Same as the old boss...
*air-guitar-windmill-arm-intro*
...I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution.....
It remains to be seen if I might fool you again.
Lol- Confession: I've never actually "understood" you, I just love the way you write 🙂
It is not necessary to "understand" genius, merely admire it from the distance! 🙂
FWIW, I don't understand myself sometimes.
i've been trying to achieve that proper distance to no avail
I like this change. Fresh start. Just don't join the AIM! (Darth Vader is Imperialist)
dum, dum, dum,
dum, dee, dum,
dum, dee, dum...
~Rican Skywalker and lord Pickle engage in battle~
Ah, young Rican. Obi Wan has taught you well. But you can never hope to defeat Imperialism. Give into your hate, give in to the darkside and feel it's powar!
Hahahahahah ricolaaaaaa the force is with u
In reference to the files being moved......
This is not the "employee" you are looking for. *waves hand in nonchalant manor*
*Keeps his head down and walks away in a fast pace*
No, you're not my father 😃
wtf r u talking about now
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SSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhSShhhhhh!
Rican we can defeat the Emperor/District Manager and together we could rule the Galaxy!
Psst... Could you loan me a 20 until Friday? The payments on this deathstar thing are killing me. 😃
my fear is that your rantings indicate clinical physiological and/or psychological disease which i cannot specifically identify.
And? So? But?
You never made sense before, it wouldn't be right if you started now.
😮 Where did you get that pic of my boss??
Dill is not to be understood, only to be loved 😉
good post. stick around, man.
thanks for the weapons