Operation Neodymium
Seppo Ilmarinen
We’re playing a war game but it often seems more like a Farmville. It’s been like that almost always, excluding few wipes which some remained only as tries. There isn’t much to do in eWorld – never has must be honest. My clicks are maybe in vain and it’s better just hoard things for the rainy day. Maybe rank up towards to an Air Tank but will it all be pointless
Perhaps I don’t understand much of current situation across the eWorld and the necessity of status quo. It’s good for saving resources, replenishing our endless reserves and boring the citizens who want panem et circenses. There haven’t been any battles worth to tank even a bit. Plus, all the epic battles happen in lower divisions and players without the limited-time-only-Maverick Pack are excluded from the fun.
We’re beating a dead horse with UK. Probably it’s time to move on and start another front to keep us constantly True Patrioting. How about an operation to make us closer to the beloved Neodymium and increase our national bonuses? Neodymium shouldn't be that far away and successful operation to attain it should be plotted by the evil executive.
Current world map is crap and doesn’t let me search for only Neodymiums. The closest one is in Kanada, Prince Edward Islands under occupation of Romania. Slightly too big target for now. Poland has its own and Serbia has it in the Japan. How is that possible even though Japan shares border with us! Ok, we shouldn’t attack Serbia either… yet.
Next Neo is probably somewhere south America… Nope, Chile didn’t have it. Their reign is only a shadow now… A lightbulb moment. Deutcheland erepublik certainly knows where each resource is! After about 10sec searching I found out that there is only 4 Neos available:
After all, it seems that the only choice would be… Iran. Their damage is one third of ours so not much of challenge but the trip all way through the Asia/Europe into their region is quite a staggering. Total distance of 8,000 miles from Hawaii but only 6,000 from London! Anyways, it’s said that it isn't the destination, but the journey, that matters. In this case the destination matters too since I want to increase our missile production.
What do you think about this ‘small’ operation to keep us active? I’m not sure how many MPPs we would break or is this anywhere near to realistically happen. Anyways I had fun to theorize it, I hope you had too while reading it.
Yours,
El Capitan
Comments
Yesss! Moar War for the War God! Moar neodymium for the neodymium throne.
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Enjoy it.
I'm not on any juice, I'm just naturally that tough.
I'll pump you full of some juice, bby
F**k yeah, dad.
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Or something.
VSE
Voted and nice article
I'm into it
Good. Now evil executive can execute my masterplan. ❤
Hey don't know enough about the new war module but could we start the war with an air strike or does that only let you declare war but not necessarily attack the region? Probably other mechanics that would make that infeasible since this is eRep but was just curious if that was an option that could save some distances.
We could airstrike but in that case we wouldn't have a direct route to our capital. This means we only get half of the bonus which would be a good start too.
For real you think that you can have direct route to Balochistan? Do you even know how many countries you have to pass and how many RWs you have to secure everyday, to keep that route open?
And if you do AS vs Iran... probably you wont land!
Sounds easy enough.
Challenge accepted.
Air Strike Them!
More skulls, for the skull throne.
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For your listening pleasure
Take your pills....
You will get ZERO points in an airstrike.
As soon as other countries figure out that you are going there by land, you will not win any other battle.
Take a look of Iran's allies before writing nonsense.
maybe realize this is a game and people like to have fun in games. stop taking shit so seriously captain butthurt
Seriously Canada is rented by Romania and Kinki Japan is rented by Serbia. Iran probably also have a lot of Serbian players. Either way USA is in a good spot why ruin everything chasing 1 resource you dont have.
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Because (like one did point) it's not farmville. eUSA went exactly this way and now our market is dying as we produce hundrets times more than we can use
We need constant war to improve the economy we would use it all then.
Can't we just wipe Canada for springtime fun?
Where can I contribute for that cause?
Let the good times roll. o7
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Aye! 🙂
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Master plan: Mass-emigrate to Serbia and wipe the US, thereby claiming the world.
May be the ultimate eRep Rebellion, Everyone joins same side and just conquer the whole world as one country.
we'd all get banned 🙁
Well! Fuck them all to keep US active!!!! Yeahhh!!!
o7
Canada? Oh, cammon! We can be bros again!
But Bacon. 😉
That actually sounds like fair fun. Go for it, 'Muricans 😃