dish vs. reality, or Baghdad dish
George Barker
I was reading through some of dish’s old articles, and was immediately struck by two things. First, he has an astonishing ability to say one thing one day, and then come back and say the exact opposite a few days later. One day the US is evil for attacking Mexico, the next day the UK is perfectly justified in taking Canada’s regions and participating in wiping them out, because it’s “just a game,” and that’s “fun.” One day he can’t wait to “repay the favor” for Canada making a blocking attack, the next, the UK wants no revenge, and is urging Canada to come to its senses and make a peace deal for Canada’s own good. I could go through and cite other examples: fortress strategy is bad one day, the next the UK must enact it and people who refuse to go along deserve no government support; the UK is neutral towards France being wiped out, no France is the UK’s bosom ally – really, I could type this stuff out forever, but instead I’ll invite those of you interested, to read his paper for yourselves and find the contradictions, if you have the time and stomach for it.
But beyond the contradictions – the cynical, desperate willingness to say anything, no matter how foolish, at any time, if he thinks it will serve his needs -- is how utterly, astonishingly, wrong he is. Wrong about almost everything. Here are some quotations taken from dish’s paper over the past few days:
Dish: “Canada and Sweden's attacks are easily repelled.”
Reality: North East of England has been occupied by Sweden
Dish: “Happy Fighting Phoenix, EDEN has spent around 5,000 Gold in the last two days. We'll see what they've got left after failing.”
Reality: France wiped from the map.
Dish: If EDEN cannot, with 5 open viable fronts, keep us locked, then they cannot expect to keep Paris. Or anything, for that matter. We shall not worry, we shall not fear. They may have the SW and Wales, at this pace, we'll have them back by Friday.
Reality: look at the map.
Dish: “To Poland; All Polandball jokes, trolling, and any other nonsense aside, you're in deep...well, you get it.”
Reality: look at the map.
Dish: “To Canada: Your blocking attacks are useless.”
Reality: look at the map.
Dish: “To the United States: Your hesitant calls to invade us initially are what cost your allies in Spain and Poland their regions thus far, and will be the fall of their empires. “
Reality: look at the map.
If you think I’m exaggerating or cherry picking this stuff, I really do invite you to go through dish’s newspaper yourself. Chances are, you’ll find all sorts of howlers, things I missed, things even more funny and, well, wrong. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except this is the guy who’s leading a war for the UK’s survival, and it’s pretty clear he hasn’t a clue what’s going on. The people of the UK deserve better than that.
dish and his crack team of advisers monitor the EDEN tanks on the outskirts of London - I mean, running for their lives in terror. dish is the chap on the lower right.
Comments
dish = fail.
AWESOMENESS
George Barker's Paper is the truth.
Why isn't he media mogul? 😃
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more like why isn't it mandatory to subscribe and why haven't i been.
George Barker knows the truth \o/
I couldn't have said it any better.
Nice article and very, very true.
Subaru
reciprocating one of the many votes you gave us in north korean elections over time 😛
good read
George Barker knows the truth \o/
x2
Mega voted
el oh el...
Oh how awful did France die peacefully? To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk. How's the UK holding up? To shreds you say.
This was fantastic. XD
This is why America loves George Barker.
So true it hurts
Truth
THIS IS DELICIOUS!
Votes, the truth hurts.
this guy is so undeserving of your attention and efforts. He's probably lobbying for FP against you right now
Or giving it to him right now.
UK patriotism isn't bad unless you decide to screw with it stupidly. Here is a great example. Thanks for showing me 🙂
Oh no, JA. Dish would NEVER do anything like that. I mean that would be an abuse of his position. I'm sure that has NEVER happened EVER
This is the man who's leading England... straight into the ground. We should have this war wrapped up soon.
Hes a politician?
voted and subed my friend. good work
lol the UK deserves the incompetence that is Dish
Truth
Ew, Dish all over.
habti daba habta
o7 -> George "Ain't that the truth" Barker
Voted. Already Sub'd.
Voted, subbed, you sir have a printing press of awesome here.
Everyone's favorite minister of information.
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Voted and subbed
bl00dy brilliant!
lol@ isreaili minister of war fail 😃
subbed
I came expecting eUK trolls...
George Barker speaks the truth.
Everyone should subscribe.
Ok. Remember what you write today, maybe I'll write an article about you next year.
You are not quoting the full sentences nor citing the circumstances.
This is just rubbish.
Article fail!
I voted and unsubscribed, just so I could subscribe again. This is great. I've got to go through those myself.
And Bruno, he's inviting people to go through Dish's articles themselves to see them in all their fail "glory." Hard to take things out of context when it comes straight from the horses mouth.
Best part:
Dish: “Canada and Sweden's attacks are easily repelled.”
Reality: North East of England has been occupied by Sweden
🙂 Voted
SCORE FOR ONE FOR THE US of A!!! HUA!
Barker?
Go bark in US, then.
Is there really that little to write about over? "Shi-, things aren't going as well as we had hoped. Better start mudslinging."
It's cool guys, we understand.
(You're also looking at things he said before certain events happened. Which is...pointless, really. Or maybe you didn't notice that?)
I can tell you he isn't a media mogul Woxan;
His articles are full of sh*t.
It would be rather simple to go through all of Georgey boy's points here and explain to him in plain English why he is a collossal douche, but I have better things to do.