Adios Amigos
Thedillpickl
Appropriate music.
Hi kids!
Well what can I say? I did what I did with no regrets. I built my empire just before Plato closed the door on the econ. I had a ball writing stuff before the media went sour. (No offense, but it just ain't the same today.) I had a gas doing shit at UIP, Sec of Media, party president, congress. Ran for PotUS as a joke with Chutley as my vp. Then the whole thing turned sideways and I was running for real after Speedcat dropped out and endorsed me. Of course I didn't come close, but hey, it was fun. Did the whip thing possibly too many times.
I couldn't leave well enough alone. Henry gave me crap my last time as whip so I ran for congress two more times and was elected both times. (Guess I was still relevant Henry. lol) I don't know how to feel about the way I was elected though as this was under the new "party knows best" rules. I still like the old way better.
I got to be the US ambassador to Switzerland several times because of my friends there. I suppose that's why I'm moving. Greener pastures and all that. Oh, and don't forget my fling with the exec as fingerguns DCoS. That was different. At least the place didn't burn to the ground while I was workin' for the CP.
To My Friends
Don't be sad, I will just be a PM away. Besides, most of my friends aren't even US citizens anymore, but to those who are, I will miss rubbing elbows with you. What I will not miss is living in the Ozark hills of Missouri.
My friends from Switzerland have promised a modest chalet in which I may reside.
To My Enemies
Believe it or not I will miss you the most. Part of what made the game fun for me was sparring with the many trolls out there. Unfortunately the quality of such foes has greatly diminished over the past year and now all that is left are malodorous little yapping dogs. (My apologies to dog fanciers.)
And Wrap It Up
Thanks for the fun times, that is all that really matters. Remember, this is only a game. Competition is one thing but if you are too serious here please get a life. Yes, I'm talking to you!
Comments
I think this means you're going to eSwitzerland? Good choice
Yes, that's the plan Stan.
You will be missed....
You know where to find me if you need anything.
At the broom factory test riding brooms?
(I'm hoping you've seen the commercial.)
yes I have lol
i envy swiss
Booya, Dill gon get him some of that Swiss cheese.
Been a while. I forgot about the sub.
I guess my paper, will be written in Swiss, (Whatever language they speak,) from now on.
Good luck
We speak DE, FR and IT, but mainly English due to the diversity : D
I was only hoping for a laugh
You'll get bored and come back. 😛
Only if you promise to get pissy.
😉 Good luck in eSwitzerland. Nice little chalet there! Come visit your European neighbors sometime when you have a holiday.
Welcome to eSwiss pickle!
Good luck! I like your new pad. Neat way to keep the snow off the roof, lol.
Good luck!
Your loss, our gain America.
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Switzerland and stuff!
The Taj Mahal is in eSwitzerland? Who knew????
Yeah, evidently you can jack it up and put wheels under it like a mobile home. Took a huge ass truck to pull it over the Alps I understand. 😃😃
I heard that China took upon itself to increase their replica product line and now are producing real life size replicas of the Taj Mahal. I gather that it's the case here aswell. *Puffs on his Sherlock pipe*
Good luck.
Good Luck!
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Squirtious you pus....cat : )
Done. Love Switzerland. UBS makes me money every quarter.. how can I not support the Swiss?
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*Sad Face
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Best of luck.
Happy travels. Enjoy the chocolates and stuff.
Ya know those little Swiss Army knives you can buy in hardware stores? Over here they have big ass swords and machetes Real Rambo shit.!
Send me one of those giant Toblerones.
Well, the deed is done. I would assume that this is no longer visible in the US.
Their loss
Good luck!
Good luck!
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