[VP] Hail to the Halfling Chief
Paul Proteus
The revolution will not be televised , unless, you know, you're into that.
radio static
Good morning America, I am here to report an American revolution.
Aramec has taken control of the Whitehouse
With the support of the Federalists, the AMPlifiers, the WTPeeps, the Socialist Freedom Fighters, and over 50% of the Country's electorate, Aramec has taken control of the Whitehouse. And yet, the Revolution has only just begun.
Over the next month, this administration will show you exactly what America deserves, domestically and abroad. Give us your trust, and your faith, and together we'll build a new America.
Co-Secretaries of State Derphoof and eShades marching in step at President Aramec's inaugural military parade, a show of defiance to the anti-pony 5th column
This morning, Goodbye Blue Monday is able to report on a few executive orders signed into law by President
1) September 5th is from this day forth a national holiday: "Halfling Day."
2) The presidential approval rating shall be pegged at 100%
3) The eUS shall henceforth be known as the United States of Arameckia
4) Shoes are banned within a 10 mile radius of the Whitehouse, and
5) Attendance at the Harvest Festival is mandatory
The Harvest Festival, much like the Great Leap Forward, will be an explosion of centralized government activity creating incredible opportunities and events for everyone. Unlike the Great Leap Forward, our expert economists assure us that at Harvest Festival there will be minimal famine. A true win/win.
So, broadcasting to eUSA and the world, here are your Week 1 mandated* Harvest Festival events.
*Absenteeism to Harvest Festival events risks punishment of being labeled an enemy of the state and totally lame.
As events go live, links will be posted below:
-Presidential Announcement
-Hearthstone Tournament Rules
-Cabinet Meet and Greet
-Mafia sign ups
-HarvestFest Overview
So, my fellow Arameckians, as we face the month ahead, let us remember ask not what your country can do for you, but why you're not already participating in Harvest Festival.
And your moment of zen:
VP Swag *hits jukebox*
Your Vice Poteus,
Paul Proteus
Comments
Can't wait till Friday!!!
voted for Radiohead
Yo bro dat VP tho.
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dat be sweet
It's very good for the game when you are so occupied with trivial $hit that you forget about the actual game
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-dod-orders-day-2848-day-2849-2549734/1/20
Your allies must be pleased!!!!
it's funny because this wasn't an announcement saying that the NSC and the DoD were being shut down.
Well, you could shut it dow, cuz looks like nobody give a f§$% about DoD Orders:
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Priority 2 http://s2.postimg.org/6ax77exkp/image.jpg
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And you wonder why everybody, friend or foe, calls Murrica a $hitty ally??
Ask the whale, he should know:
http://s14.postimg.org/62r6rzb6p/image.jpg
Selfish Amerifat Buahahahahahahahaha
Do you need a hobby? I hear stamps are fun to collect
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