[GBM] Esteemed NPR Funding in Jeopardy
Paul Proteus
This piece is a satire, but meta-media really is the coolest
Goodbye Blue Monday's research team tells me this is what a radio looks like
Washington, Day 2812 According to socialites and political strategists, the great democracy we cherish, which has weathered assault by colorfully flavored Pizza and literal dictatorship, is now under the greatest threat of all. The lack of high quality internet radio.
According to political strategists, free trade democracies require numerous institutions to flourish and allow stable transfers of power and regime change, chief among these being online call in radio. According to BROFORCE ™ political specialist, and living person who definitely gave this paper a quote, Tenshibo, "Essential National Programming Renaissance, also known as eNPR, is the first step society takes from the chaos of anarchy to a social contract, and the development of political debate the final step before what can only be described as Utopia."
Tenshibo continued, "Fringe candidates such as Paul Proteus would never have been elected had voters"...wait a minute [redacted]
So, is America heading towards this Brave New World of Blog Talk Radio? While certain trends are promising, including the appointment of the first horse star, in notable personality Derphoof, of eNPR under the Bubblar administration, sources reached for comment tell this fine publication that, like last month, this country will probably lack a debate between candidates, as the candidates have failed to agree to meet to spar over the air.
Though this publication can only speculate as to which candidate backed down, without editorializing this writer would like to note that he wished he knew that was an option before Gnilraps owned his shit four years ago.
Occasional co-host and stable hand, as well as potential future vice President, Aramec, spoke to the publication under the condition of anonymity saying that "well, I hope everyone comes together, because without a Presidential debate, this country is over, I might as well move to Canada, well not eCanada, I hate those guys, but you get the point."
And according to one Broforce member, and representative sample of the population, Saraht0ga: "Yeah that's probably why I don't play this game anymore."
Think of the children, and the birds. Especially the big ones.
Without sounding preachy, this intrepid reporter wonders out loud what happened to this great nation, and without paying too much* attention (*virtually none) to the political atmosphere, really wishes there would be a debate because he's co-hosting eNPR tomorrow and thinks debates are fun.
#fundNPR2015
This has been a GOODBYE BLUE MONDAY SPECIAL REPORT, come back next week same bat time same bat station for more hard hitting journalism~
Your moment of zen:
Even joke debates are fun, see?
Proteus out
Comments
I read this article.
Failor Bubble wants a dumbate.
Valiant Thor has no friends or real life so he checks in from time to time in order to confirm that he is still indeed a miserable human being. Mission accomplished now go away troll.
I'm always amused at the intentions he assigns my drivel
Ladies and gentleman, this is you country president showing his real face! See him how he judges others he doesn't even know, and not their virtual eRepublik presence, but their real life character.
Why??
Because they dare to criticize him!!
This is the guy you've put in charge, this is the person representing your community on the highest level.
This is how he treats others, first making some constructions that someone is someone else, then attacking on a personal level in a rude way.
These kind of comments speak so much about you and I hope that people will realize that, the sooner the better.
IznadSvih you are getting boring mate.
The Jakal has no friends or real life so he checks in from time to time in order to confirm that he is still indeed a miserable human being. Mission accomplished now go away troll.
How does this feel, TheJakal?
It feels like what sin did the people of this world commit to have a little twit like yourself wandering about. The term Bitch Slap was invented for people like yourself.
Now that you've got your eUS CS, do you feel obliged to attack anyone that doesn't share the views of your elitist friends?
Will it help you improve your social ranking or your future political career in the eUSA?
If all this is boring to you, why bother commenting?
Better go write another crappy endorsement for your friend Failor Bubble, he needs it badly!
Why bother commenting indeed. Good god dude, read the article, be amused/not amused, and move on
All I've posted was:
''Failor Bubble wants a dumbate. ''
Don't look at me.
Big birds and eRep players are endangered species.
Gnilraps checking in
Funny. Thanks.
I went into this assuming I would have to compete in a game of Jeopardy to get eNPR funding.
Disappointed.
#fundNPR2015
Paul Proteus amuses me.
That's ultimately the goal
I did not read this article.
We can still be friends