The New State Department
Paul Proteus
Made by the wunderful Shino
Paul Proteus: Secretary of State Extraordinaire
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So seriously, with the miraculous victory of Blank KeatingI have been appointed to the position of Secretary of State. I am honored and will do my best not to disappoint
But first About the elections,
Technician and SVV, you guys pulled off a great run, and even though you lost you have thus far taken it with dignity, good job, it’s a real shame only one can win,
Really great job,
Close but No Cigar
Goodbye Blue Monday would now like to take a moment to reiterate that it does not condone smoking and that winning the election is not the same as having a cigar
So Now Continuing on to
This Month’s State Department
First I’d like to announce my hand picked deputies
First, let me introduce a new face,
Tim Holtz
Tim just finished a term as the President of Australia and is just now joining us Amurricans. He has invaluable experience and contacts in regions and places no other Americans do and due to the difference is time zones he will be more adept at communicating with those who are on while we are sleeping. Also he’s on IRC a lot. I seriously look forward to working with him
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My second deputy is a man who may not have as much foreign affairs experience, but he is a quick learner and a very capable guy, he is
Soren Nelson
Now moving on to
Ambassadors
This choice is currently unconfirmed, and I seriously hope he accepts
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One of the most important positions in this section is the Director of Ambassador Affairs or DoAA for short. Now for this position I have selected with experience being a regional director who did an excellent job. Trust me, at the time I was also a regional director, and I did my duties, but he went above and beyond what he had to do. Also he was really organized.
Deershark
In addition to our DoAA, we have many great regional directors who know all about the regions they cover, and obviously we wouldn't be able to do such a great job without great ambassadors
To keep up with our constant need for ambassadors, sign up here
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Now on to a new section,
All American Media
On to our new section, All American Media
In this segment I'll include some important media from the eUS
The President’s Newspaper, make sure to check out This was a triumph
Department of Defense Orders, also it’s format is sexy
The Department of Education, Make sure to Check out the information web as always
Stay Sexy Amurrica,
Yours,
Paul
Comments
Time to fix our diplomacy. I don't envy you, man. Good luck.
Tough Job.
You've got some good people though.
V+S
Take a big tub of wet wipes with you paul, lots to clean up!
where's my name
magnificent.
Voted
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There is your name : D
And here's mine.
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good luck!
Not voted, unsubscribed.
Thanks Pizza, but this is really one of the best state departments I could put together, I can vouch everyone on this list will do great work
and I can vouch that you are only SoS because I decided who would become President.
Pizza, you can bring that up with someone who cares, I was given this job and I will do my best, but I will not sacrifice the quality of the State department because of political favors and senses of entitlement
Congratz Paul. Good luck.
oh SHIT, I forgot to finish that image!
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Yeah Libs in the WH!
Forget Pizza, Paul. You're already doing a fantastic job! Pizza is just hatin'.
VOTED!
CONGRATULATIONS PAUL !
and congratulations USA... as you have stolen a good man from switzerland... my mentor and puppetmaster Paul Proteus !