Plato Kills All The Women
Day 1,324, 03:31
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by Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
A dying breed. (credit Ethan Deluca)
Plato has killed off the last of our eRep hostesses. May Lana rest in peace. ~bow your heads for a moment of silence please~ First it was Carla, the perky little greeter that welcomed everyone to eRepublik. She had a kind heart and an easy way about her. Then Plato took out Emma. You remember Emma? She was the strict secretary at work. She scolded you if you had low health and praised you if you were productive. Now Lana has been struck down. Our maiden of pain, the taskmaster of training. Under her direction you suffer through the agony of training to gain superior strength and win those Super Solider trophies.
Farewell ladies, you shall be greatly missed. We will carry you in our hearts.
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Good morning eRepians. Plato has a greeting for you today!
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While the eWorld has been busy electing country presidents, the eGovernor of eRepublik has been working to improve your game experience. How thoughtful he is. This is just what we've been wanting, another way to spend fake money.
🙂
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Along with the ladies, the Drill instructor, Napoleon and Cesar got the boot also. I did notice that no expense was spared in creating the graphics for these new 'buildings' that we can purchase. I have not made use of this wonderful offer yet. Would someone be so kind as to tell me if buying these training facilities uses up your land? That would add $1000 of local currency to the final cost.
A note to the wise: You are not required to buy one of these bargains to be able to train. You still have the original training facility that you may use for ZERO gold (Army Boots). Just close Plato's greeting and go about your business.
What's Next?
Who knows what Plato will pull out of his bag of tricks? I give up trying to guess. But I'm sure we will all be amused by it. I just hope people are not fooled into buying something they don't want or need.
I've said my piece. Now what do you think?
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Having followed the ur-directive that drives my game play, which is "click on everything at least once", I can report that building a training center does NOT require that you also purchase land. It DOES, however, require you to sell your soul, at a discount no less, to a rather unsavory village witch. Seemed like a fair deal. Now if I could just get rid of these toads that have appeared all over my office.
It is now possible to increase your strength by 23/day instead of 15.5.
That and the end of Lana is the only functional difference. For the same amount of Gold you will still get 15.5 (albeit for -1 more health point), but for additional -G and -health you can max out at +23 Strength gained.
Now we can all be a God of War.
Superstitious toad people and analytically people. My kinda crowd.
I just wanted to point out that I don't get that rush of testosterone when I play anymore. For example: I always wondered if Lana's belt buckle left a mark on her belly. You remember, it was star shaped and pointy.
(And yes, this is just my sarcastic wit. I realize that nothing really changed much. Glad to hear you don't have to buy the land.)
Glad you can only build one of each
If you wanna see them for the last time
http://wiki.erepublik.com/images/f/f6/Erepublik_advisors.png
i cant build any xD
seriouly, they dont show up : D
Carla: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Carla
Carla was later fired for unknown reasons.
😮
Emma: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Emma
Emma was last seen on Day 1269
😮
Lana: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Lana
???
I expect the worst..
@Ethan Deluca, thanks for the link. I'll edit it in.
Hes climbing in your windows, hes snatching yo people up...
I updated lanas wiki
This is truly the end of non-goldbuying players.
To all who can still see:
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This page is available only to citizens that are part of our Loyalty Program. For more information about this program, please send us an email to support@erepublik.com
I salute you! We will soon fade into the dust but the admins can suck my nuts for all I care.
What was the name of Librarian?
This is truly the end of non-goldbuying players. x2
Also, admin is getting rid of the wimmenz cause to them they are a myth. Poor money hungry bastards (aka admin), they have never seen a woman.
LOL 😁^ Only in Playboy Morri. That's why they don't allow naked breasts on eRep. Their staff's productivity goes way down.
the game changes too much
Since the training grounds have been moved to a new location, Lana wasn't needed and she now isn't part of the game.
😮 What happened to her? I wanna know
Plato Gay!!
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lol
It seems like Sokrat likes men
well i think i love this game alittle bored in my off times when im not killing the enemy with my bare hands but id love to be able to hold a big ol gun in these smoth hands of mine 🙂 an maby a few other things just like im holding my lil puppy in my pic so if any of you hott men would like to help me out donate alittle an dont be afraid to pm me if u wanna tell me how big ur gun is maby things could get real intresting in msn/hotmail if i think u desrve it 😉 thanks guys please do help a young lady out
Now we know what "Platonic Relationship" really means!
This is truly the end of non-goldbuying payers. x3
Actually, people will still be around to click. It's just the end of what was the last vestige of a fair playing field...for those that could afford 1.79G on top of 2400 health+guns each day.
Buy gold, support homeless Romanian programmers.
They live in a van, down by the river.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4183/saturday-night-live-down-by-the-river
You don't need to by new land for the new facilities.
You do need to have gold to use them though.
Don't forget the 1 Str you get as a reward in your calculation. With that, and an NE bonus you can actually get 25 strength, I believe.
THIS is why we need the eRepublik Insider or at least the forum back
I MISS LIBRARY GIRL!
LIBRARY!
First Lana, Napoleon and Cesar ... and now SVV. It is a sad, sad day in the New World.
I do not like these trends 🙁
Does anyone remember the names of the other 2 girls??
Now we know what "Platonic Relationship" really means! x2
Now, to add this definition to the e-rep dictionary:
Platonic relationship: Being stuck with just Plato, who, for some strange reason, gifts you whole farms and factories - and not a single female in sight.
lol
v+s
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plato-new-look-1923918/1/20
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