Pickle Supports Speedcat
Thedillpickl
Hi Kids!
This has been a decision that I've not easily made. I am not the type of person, here or in real life, to shrink from a challenge, no matter how insurmountable it may appear. When Speedcat McNasty first announced his intention to run for POTUS, I swallowed hard, consulted people close to me and said, "Damn it, I'm gonna play this to win! No guts, no glory.". Several people told me I had 'balls' to go up against a more experienced and very popular player like Speedcat. I'm not sure how they meant that but I'll take that as a compliment.
😃
I Ask You To Consider This
What are we lacking in our country right now? OK, the smartass answer is, "About forty states!". But really, we need to come together as a group and beat the crap out of our aggressors. We may eventually be overcome despite our best efforts, that would be regrettable (but recoverable). What will be embarrassing is to go out like a bunch of snot nosed noobs that couldn't figure out how to do shit together.
This one fact alone has caused me to remove myself from candidacy for the July POTUS election. I really want to have fun anyway I can in this game. I can't imagine there not being an eUSA. That would take a big chunk of the fun out of it for me. Speedcat has very similar ideas to mine about what we should do. I believe his plan to be our best bet to knock these f#@%ers on their asses.
Our next POTUS!
Read Speedcats annoucement for POTUS here.
Read what conviced me to support him here.
Thank You!
To everyone on my team and to all those who supported me, you have my undying appreciation. I really found even more reasons to stay and enjoy this game by doing this. I can only hope this fiasco brought some entertainment to you guys!
Comments
First before someone else spoils the virginity of my article!
Sloppy seconds.
voted friend.
I supported you supporting Speedcat.
\o/
@SVV, when you are my age you need all the support you can get...
Everything sags! xD
You coulda taken him. Cough cough...
^ agree and unemployed again, thanks for the fun will it lasted
Integrity
President of what? the united states of Hungary, Indonesia, Poland & Spain?
Dang. Does this mean I have to find a new cast for "The Prince of Pickldom"?
Alas, poor Pickle! I knew him, Phoenix; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?
Oh wait, was Pickle the prince or the jester? These old timey stories confuseth me with their funny words and stuffeth.
Ya know Pickle, Speed is an old fart like us. 😉
I'm 13th! Yay article gangbang!
@ PiZ.. its true irl, still a pup in game however 🙂
Thank you for your support Pickle, I know you had your stuff together and would have made a great run. It means a lot to have you put that aside and back me!
@Ajay - I would have thought you'd have welcomed Hungary as your overlords, you know... since you tried to get them in before..... ?
Next time Pickl