Interview with a Pet Rock
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Paul Proteus
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Welcome to a new Interview edition of Goodbye Blue Monday, now I don’t do a lot of interviews, but this time I will be interviewing a Pet Rock and seeing what he thinks of today’s issues, my questions will be in bold
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The air holes are essential
The US has recently been gaining regions, do you think that this is a change in US/Terra strategy or do you think that ONE has accomplished what they wanted done and are moving on to different challenges?
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Do you think the US may be able to help keep the economy stabilized by predicting admin changes in the future, or do you find this idea futile?
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How does the US plan on keeping allies of Greece and Cyprus, and how will Cyprus’ conflict with FYROM affect this?
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Lastly, what are you doing answering questions when we could be throwing you at dirty Spaniards???
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And that's a wrap,
Stay Sexy Amurrica,
Paul Proteus
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Comments
Throw the interviewee at the dirty Spaniards!
hahahaha (:
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Love it
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I propose Paul Proteus PRESIDENT OF THE EWORLD!
Ciao Paul!
LOL. Best interview EVER!
So eloquent! 😁
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