Token Article / Mwc for CP
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Alright gents,
Just a quickie before cabinet completes it’s 4th nervous breakdown and publishes (another) random manifesto on my behalf…
->An obligatory cheers anna bottle o’ whisky to mwc for stepping up, straightish and true, for our celebrated role of Idiot-in-Chief
->Shame on everyone else (particularly SHA)
As only reprobates and alcoholics seem interested in the post we probably ought to rehabilitate the CPship back to the broader population (if possible)...
To that end I’ll try and go over the month with you again and hopefully encourage you to try it yourself (pretty, pretty please mate)!
But as it’s still too toxic for most to touch - gov has decided to stare into the abyss for another month and seeks re-election.
No fear - we intend to offload as much work as possible on those that deserve it
😁
Cheers lads...
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Comments
I'm MWCerberus and i know this message exists
And there was I thinking it was a product of my twisted imagination
i like the name change
oh and happy 70th
Drunk CPs united o7
slàinte!