[Q America] Pfeiffer smokes wrong pipe in Croatia's Kentucky Siege

Day 3,728, 08:16 • Published in USA USA • by King James88
Pfeiffer smokes wrong pipe in Croatia's Kentucky Siege

Somewhere on the back roads deep in rural Kentucky farmers are asking why the crap is Croatia attacking Kentucky. Did they piss off the wrong redneck and wants their tobacco back? No. It is clear Pfeiffer is smoking the wrong pipe. It is his judgment that should be questioned. We are losing the battlefront and even so it's making Mitch McConnell giddy (See Picture) over eUSA airstriking first on eCroatia :

Folks we must all question Pfeiffer's judgment as Country President as CP elections are upon us. This is the time that perhaps it is time for a change. Pfeiffer is another George W. Bush and we can't afford another lousy wartime president.

As the drumbeats of war we are losing the battle and the KFC colonel is losing the battle as Crotians seek not only invade eUSA but steal the KFC colonel's secret recipe. KFC fried chicken is in danger people. We must rise up to save Kentucky and KFC.

Vote for Salty because he knows the right pipe to smoke to keep invaders off our finger lickin' good fried chicken and has the judgment to lead eUSA to keep us out of unjust war. Instead we must elect Salty to clean Pfieffer's mess up and set eUSA on the right track.

So when you to go the polls on election day think of the innocent people in Kentucky and vote to elect Salty to replace Pfeiffer.