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Buenos Dias eCanada,

Our El Dorado Tours have been operating with success over the last few days (see link to original article). We’ve managed to already send a group of 6 all the way to the Lost City of El Dorado to claim their rewar😛 15 strength – 2 exp. points. There were a few glitches along the way (remember to train for 5 days and have room for inventory) but, otherwise, everyone seems to have had a good time. I’ve heard stories about people traveling with other tour operators or on their own and having a terrible experience on their El Dorado expedition.

If you would like to book a free set of 8 tickets for your “Find El Dorado” mission, please put your name in the comment section below and wait for someone to donate you the tickets.
You must first…
1) Train 5 days in a row
2) Have 5 weapons in your inventory
3) Have room for 8 moving tickets in your inventory

Here are some pics and testimonies from the El Dorado 6 we just sent:


1. Rainer N: “Long hike. Tough terrain. One mean dude – I found El Dorado”
(Rainer N was our tour guide/enforcer who made sure everyone confessed to having a great trip)


2. Lord of Painkillers: “I loved just hanging out on the beach, getting a tan, flirting with Alias Vision.”
(Just like you, we were also surprised to find out Lord of Painkillers had such a lovely set of legs)


3.Seoulscode: (해산물과 김치부페가 여행중 최고였다)
(After we got past the language barrier, Seoulscode had himself a good time, we think)


4. Alias Vision: “After hectic month as CP, I really needed to get away and have some ‘alone time.’”
(We were honoured to have the venerable AV join us in his quest to unwind a little, and he could really pack away those margaritas)


5. Captain Kushskins: “What happened in El Dorado, stays in El Dorado.”
(Playing us campfire songs every night, Captain Kermit’s easy-going way added plenty to the group. He even got off the drugs…for a little while.)


6. JoKeRpUnK: “The resort facilities and golf course were very rustic, but the view was awesome.”
(This funny guy of the group kept us entertained during the long hike over jungle terrain as we trekked to the Lost City. He can move fast for such a big-boned boy)

Some highlights of what we offer:


Immediately after disembarking from our chartered jet, our guests were treated to a beachfront barbecue.


Our retro-buses capture the feeling of an intrepid journey through the jungle. This rocky ride over mountain passes will have you retching in nauseated delight


Enjoy our selection of premium liquors served by our friendly staff of jungle-dewellers. Namaste!


Nature lovers will be amazed by the aggressive presence of local wildlife. (who invited Fram!? gtfo!)

Now a few words from our tour sponsors:

Ali Al Baghdadi and Artemis Bane – Lent us 4 tickets each for one set. Thank you for your generous assistance.


The Man: MOAR GENEROSITY!

1ronman – aka The Smoke Monster, The Man in Black, Jacobi’s ominous half-brother, and a man of many other disguises, donated a full set of 8 tickets, which we’ll make available to needy travellers well into the future.


(looking a little rough after fighting off those jungle polar bears protecting El Dorado's lost gold)
Plugson – The tour operator of El Dorado Chartered Tours would like to thank those who contributed tickets and those who participated in passing them along to other players.



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Travel Manifesto - Updates
Traveled Already:
Plugson
Rainer N
Lord of Painkillers
Soulscode
Alias Vision
Captain Kushskins
JoKeRpUnK
20person
juicyxeno
Matt Thomas McIan
Wilhelm Gunter
Supabeasty
Duke Leto
Bladder Implosion
Dr.Pain
Acacia Mason
George Kirk

Current Ticket Holder:
FCC

Next Up:
(open to any eCanadian, just ask)