Presidential hopeful attacks war veteran.
Grampa Alfagrem
Dateline Korea.
During todays unveiling of the memorial to the heroes of the war the Korean Nationalists nominee for the next Presidential elections launched an amazing attack on one the honoured guests.
Midway through the speech being given by the new governor of Jeju - William Choi, A figure was seen to sprint across the park and leap onto the podium. The target was not however Mr. Choi but one of the most noticeable and popular figures of the conflict - Eisenhorn.
This distinguished citizen of Austria who had fought from the attack on Gyeonsangbuk-do through to the final amphibous assault on Jeju was felled and ejected from the stage by the assailant, Aarons-Miller.
The motive for the attack remains unclear!
Early theories centre on confusion on the part of the former 3 term MoD who after his disappearance during the assault on South Korea is now believed to have been hiding out in the forests of Jeju during these dark days.
Emerging from his bolthole unaware of the course the war had taken, it would appear that Aarons-Miller saw one foreigner in the company of many koreans and sensing a chance to show his martial prowess - he leapt into action!
Quite how this will effect his sixth shot at the presidential title remains to be seen but a fall-off in his vote amongst those comrades of Eisenhorn is expected.
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Comments
tl:dr Need to sort out who gets Ops at #eKorea?
my wounds will heal, eKorea, and I'm sorry for whatever I've done to this person ... maybe I killed a relative in the war (a japanese?)? I do not know, but in my Austrian-Pakistani heart can only be love, and I feel no resentment to the person who did this attempt on my life.
L to the O to the f*cking L!
Also, if you were on IRC in #korea today, you probably know what inspired this hilarity...which really does make it 50x more funny.
votadoooooo 😃
So..do I vote?
Votad.
Aarons-Miller in as an enemy of peace and cannot be trusted as being elected dog catcher.
day921 &922... I HAVE 5 BREAD, EVER BREAD COST 2KRW
Who is Aarons-Miller?
I see no articles or comments ever. He is a nobody to me.
That's because Aarons-Miller is precisely nobody.
Exactly like you are Luther.
TL😉R, more info needed.
Another snappy comeback! 16 year old girl lunchroom insults at their best!
I wish there were a separate internet for high schoolers so they didn't pollute the main one. The real reason the drinking age is 21 in the US is so that we don't have to put up with you little tards everywhere we go.
Voted.
Aarons-Miller is a danger and a liabilty.
Arjay Phoenician for Country President!
Slowpack was being bad got a .KB for 5 minutes sent me badwords in PM got banned for like 5 more mins..? Then was unbanned 😃
voted.
Aarons should have stood up during the war...
I lost my internet for the last three days of the war..
Slowpack made 2 comments in a discussion in which I was being considerably ruder to you.
His behaviour at the time was far more exemplary then yours and mine.