Living with douchebags a Survival Guide

Day 2,114, 02:00 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

When I was a young player there was a lot of things I saw that made me wonder about our society. It seemed really serious douchebaggy articles was always very popular. I only later discovered that douchebags bought votes for every article they write. No their articles is seldom of a quality and a interest to appeal to more than a few of their douchebag friends.

I even went as far and tried to address the issue and wrote my great "blowholing" article a link will be placed later. Unabaited the douchebags continued with their douchebaggery. So here is my guide to discovering douchebage and how to handle them.

1. Douchebags have a lot of friends. Most people just have a few friends and very seldom invite others to be their friends but douchebags will have 1000+ friends.

2. Douchebags have a concept of similarity of thought: We all share the same thinking about certain issues : malbekh is a classic example.

3. Overexageratting issues: Malbekh is no loss. He is a massive douche and our community will be much the better without him so why do fellow douches like james keiler lament his departure so much?. Malbekh twisted kurgans words . What kurgan said is not paedophilic. and there is a lot of difference between saying things and doing the actual thing. paedophile is 07 to all of a childs comments and articles and then trying to befriend him. and the rest you can go see on countless articles. its sick and people who claim other is this is sick in their head. thats the line you never cross.

4. Free thought is one of the best ways to handle your everyday douche. Because they assume everyone share their thoughts (douche telepathy) they think if they write something it is law. Therefore Kurgan made paedophile comments to Cpt Jackson. That is the truth in their eyes. Nevermind that their interpretations is mostly piss poor and that moderators act correctly in dismissing their complaints or handle the issue by deleting the offensive remark. No this must be build out into a proper drama "days of our lives style". You can ask Marcus about the 100 or so comments Malbekh made about him generally very lenghty. Obsessed obsessed obsessed. So question what they write apply some thought to what they say. You will soon see the cracks and then raise some well thought out issues. Douches cant respond generally else than referring to you as a troll or diminutive in intelligence. Because everybody on the Internet is a frigging genius in his own eyes.

5. Criticize them. Immediately you will be typecast as some troll. The truth is there is 2.4 million in our orgs and government the truth is there is no financial reports the truth is not much that appleman suggests makes much financial sense. His response :your a troll or some illogical explanation.

6. Keep track of what they say: Douches will have this excuse today and another one later. Confront them with it and they will come up with excuse 3 or call you a troll.

7. Blowed up beliefs in their own abilities and those of their fellow douches. Appleman is not the only one that can figure out the economy , he is not the only one that would be willing to handle it. Funny how besides sweets wizardry we cannot return to the lowest work tax cause we dont make money on the MM. Funny how that 2.4 know belong to rich investors. Or not as funny really

8. Medals medals and more medals. A douche start a campaign with I was x times CP I was x times congress man I am so big of a fighter. Wowee and you got most by being a douche which isnt really worth it.

9. Be yourself. A douche hate people acting out and expressing their thought and sharing their experiences. Thats because a douche has an empty shallow personality. I once sat at a bar and heard the most shallow conversation ever:it was 2 douches. It was mind numbing to listen to it.

10. Douches never achieve anything of importance in elife or Rl. A douche have no depth so whatever he shares is of a shallow "common knowledge" type of nature.

I can think of other stuff but have to go to work cya douches later. Also for you non douches remember if the douche to "troll" ratio gets to 100% what they want its the end of the world as we know it. Or just boring after boring article.

But dont worry I will not go willingly: they will have to drag me out this place screaming and kicking . Why? I still have to hand james keiler his like a douche trophy on Saturday.