Entertainment

Day 1,445, 12:27 • Published in USA USA • by XxBusinessMogulexX


Welcome to an Entertaining edition of B.M. Entertainment...

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Hello folks, it's me again i finally found some time to wrote up an article since RL has been very busy. This article is not very much of an article to be correct but i can promise you that your eyes will be well rested after this article. And i guarantee that you will be stress-free. Now without further ado i bring them to you...



Here is a picture of the winning girl from my Beauties Contest article.


Another beautifull girl...


Can you see the guy staring from the side?

Now a little break from the girls and here comes a joke:

The Hypnotist Accident

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...

"Shit" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
Another joke:

Johnny's Camp Trip

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

The purpose of this article was to make you laugh and to relax you.
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