Dear Poland - An Apology / Droga Polsko: przeprosiny
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Chocolate McSkittles
Apparently you guys decided to go out for a possibly-drunken trip for 4th meal in Mexico. Good for you.
A lot of eMericans freaked out for some reason. Instead of getting tacos, burritos, and oil (In both raw material form and in the tacos)...Somehow they concluded that you guys had decided to attack the eUS via eMexico (instead of...you know...attacking us?)
Please excuse this paranoia and lack of rational thought. After all, it is April 20th.
I do kinda wish there woulda been some coordination though. Brazil seems kinda lonely, having Spain+US+Poland there to cuddle with her woulda been the polite thing to do.
Anyways, careful with the food in Mexico, and let us know if you guys need a designated driver or someone to post bail, etc.
-Choc
eMerican/eCanadian
Song related to our current relationship
[PL]
Wyg ląda na to, że zdecydowaliście się wybrać na – co możliwe – pijacką wycieczkę na czwarte danie w Meksyku. I dobrze.
Z jakiegoś powodu, masa eMeryka nin spanikowała i zamiast wziąć sobie spokojnie taco, burrito albo olej (w formie raw albo w taco)… jakoś doszła do wniosku, że zamierzacie zaatakować Stany poprzez Meksyk (zamiast… wiecie… atakować nas?).
Proszę, wybaczcie im tę paranoję i brak racjonalnego myślenia. W końcu jest 20 kwietnia.
Chociaż w sumie chciałbym jakiejś większej koordynacji. Brazylia wydaje się teraz taka samotna, miło byłoby, gydyby Hiszpania, Stany i Polska ją trochę poprzytulały.
W każdym razie, uważajcie na jedzenie w Meksyku i dajcie nam znać, gdybyście potrzebowali znajomego kierowcy albo kogoś do zapłacenia kaucji czy tym podobne.
-Choc
eMeryka nin/eKanadyjczyk
Piosenka o naszych aktualnych stosunkach
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(Huge kudos to caminoix for the Polish translation!)
Comments
puff puff give
no bogarting, now!
Excellent as always. It is unfortunate that real writers never get MM medals. Well voted and already subbed.
Happy 4/20 ePoland 8D
i can translate it for ya😉
@ Mr Draak: Its so true, literary masterpieces are hardly recognized.
@Rudix: That would be very much appreciated! 😃
I mean seriously, USA+Spain+Poland+Peru+SA= Bad times in Brazil.
;_; Have fun without us.
Lets keep it short:
This North american citizen is afraid that Poland wants to attack USA, and remember about Brazil, trying to make the polish mind to attack Brazil instead Mexico (and then the USA).
Whatever, thats what i understood about this article.
You see what you want to see.
^
Not really, i just see what you want to write.
This is the way we are afrai😛
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Poland has no intentions of attacking the eUS, or they would have gone via spain and attacked us directly.
My mention of Brazil is simply me lamenting a plan that could have worked. The cats out of the bag, and the plan would not work now because Poland already made its move.
But these were both obvious, and this conversation will do nothing but go in circles, so I bid you good day sir.
"Poland has no intentions of attacking the eUS, or they would have gone via spain and attacked us directly."
Or they are getting close enough to take out both fortress regions? It actualy makes an attack on the US more likely to succeed by being close to FL and CA. We can't move all of the 13k citizens in those regions. Once they are gone, Karnataka would fall and we'd have to fortress NY? NY is not far from Spain either. So I wouldn't be so confident in saying that going after Mexico means we are in the clear.
And Mexico would be in a position to block Poland the entire time, meaning they would have spent a ton of gold on a DoW that does nothing more than help us.
Besides that, Mexico's soon to be MPP stack would be able to do some serious damage. Poland, while powerful, wouldn't be able to make it to California.
Let it gooooooooo
Poland vs the UK, Turkey, France, Mexico, Paraguay, Russia, and Brazil. I'd take Poland.
It's time for USA to make a MPP with Russia 😉
@Aaron S
I dont think so, but we will see.
Anyway, i think USA should help Mexico.
This man does not represent the feelings of most Americans.
Poland, go back to your own continent
@MichaelCollins:
Don't tell us what we should to do
@Michael Collins
No offence but are you leaving Asia and going back to your own continent?
@Michael Collins
Are you leaving Asia and going back to your own continent? x2
Wait for your turn, eUSA
cool bro, we wil take whan we nead and only thats it.
Collins, u r not Emerican, u r penix troll. u do not have enough fp?
Poland vs the UK, Turkey, France, Mexico, Paraguay, Russia, and Brazil. I'd take Poland. x2
As I used to say, we have a large population and the population has its needs. Send compliments to admins, who have given us almost nothig in high regions.
Don't be silly, ePoland don't want to attack eUS. No matter what we have common goals and history of many wars fighting together, shoulder to shoulder, like brothers. Even now we have been fighting together (WA, SA).
lol americans, flamewar is gone and we won't attack you ;_; you act like you don't know poland
we will not attack US, don't bother all the trolls.
"Poland, go back to your own continent" said by citizen of country, that have big party in Asia 😉
It's just one day battle I think 🙂
//Patrick12