Daily Sprattus 2515
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— No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
John Ruskin
Behol
😛Daily Sprattus is a typical emigrant newspaper devoted to describing the astounding and breathtaking events happening in our glorious Latvia and the petty and useless chitchat in the unworthy world around.
This is how it looks like.
Our reporter was trying to contact the key alliance leaders to get their comment on that situation but was fried and eaten with tartar sauce.
One of the pointless Resistance Wars in Minskaya has already ended with a victory of the insurgents. Meanwhile, in Mahilyowskaya another pointless Resistance War has begun, and the barbaric separatists have blown up the local potato factory to celebrate an imminent victory.
Our TV stringer reports that local barbarians are celebrating their terroristic act by swimming in potato puree.
Our proud and honorable army will soon restore order, with an operation in Minskaya already on the way.
Our good allies and neighbors, also known as the Cepelinai Eaters, have also infiltrated the barbaric Belarus from the west.
Soon all potato will belong to us!
NOW ISN'T THAT IMPRESSIVE
It is hot.
Today we have asked our key expert on game history the question which is of key interest to our community: what should Erepublik labs Ltd. do to bring back the fun into the game? Let's see what he says.
Let's thank our expert.
That was all Daily Sprattus for today, we'll write back soon.
Remember there's always more fish in the sea!
Daily Sprattus 2515
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/daily-sprattus-2515-2455166/1/20
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