Curriculum Vitae
Keithunder
deer minster Precedent
My appliction for
Why I waant to bee edukashun minnyster
Cus I Kan speel
Cus I now that all u need to no is in the wiki
wiki
some peeples say I wuz lazy as Edcuashun ministrer
This is not a farct
I wuz akkused of wokring with the enema
Sum peeples disgreed about whether I wuz werking or weather Minster Grinder was the enema
I can conferm that I wasnt werkin as my job wuz to screwup the enema
I also held 2 lotteries which I wun myself fair and oblong with even sides
I rest my case
Comments
Here's £5 to keep you in glue for another week.
Well done Mr minustre of edukashun.
A veery graaannd ressummeeee.
V + c