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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

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Day 880, 17:28 • Published in USA USA

• by Chocolate McSkittles

You have successfully proven that you are more interested in petty games and personal political gains than increasing Americas standing in the world.

A high five to anyone who figures out who this article is referring to, and my apologies in advance to any "you" who is innocently harmed by this blatant attack on "you"s. All seven of you.

EDIT: FIXT TITLE, WOULDNT WANT TO BE SEXIST AND GET BANNED BECAUSE ON OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS GOT OFFENDED BY MY LACK OF INCLUDING A FEMALE IN MY FINGER POINTING THREAD.

Comments

St Krems Day 880, 17:30

There are so many possibilities, how am I supposed to know who you mean? About half of America falls into this category ;_;

Lieutenant Scheisskopf Day 880, 17:31

I think the person's name rhymes with Shmajay Shruno

Groot of Cascadia Day 880, 17:33

``whistle`` Ajay ``whistle``

sukoidha Day 880, 17:35

I blame the religion of dioism for emericks dimise.

St Krems Day 880, 17:38

Oh god, that was funny Suk. Like hilarious. No really.

Onishi Day 880, 17:47

😑

Chocolate McSkittles Day 880, 17:48

>There are so many possibilities, how am I supposed to know who you mean? About half of America falls into this category ;_;

We're getting there, but I personally believe half is a very low estimate for how many Americans are bad at this game.