America, It's Time To Win

Day 940, 00:36 • Published in USA USA • by Chocolate McSkittles

Minutes ago our military, in conjunction with allies, just dropped down a beating like none other on the hapless nation of Serbia.

You've heard it before. LionKing is an important region. We need to return China's sovereign land to her. This will severely weaken the Phoenix economy, and thus their war machine.

But now there is a new twist. With V2 beta in the works, and the risk of a whole new battle system that could possibly threaten any military campaigns for the near future, now is the time to strike, and strike we have.

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The DoD is requesting that all civilians fly to Beijing to help out the war effort. DO IT. We cannot stress how important every little bit of damage matters when we face an enemy as powerful, yet desperate, as the once we face. We will need everyone to spring for the best weaponry they can, and to help out others if possible. We hope to have a government handout program available tomorrow for those who cannot help themselves, but nothing can be promised at this point, so take the initiative and help us win this fight.

America. I love you. Now go love Serbia. Hard. Twice, because I can't go to hug one myself ;_;

-Choc

As an aside, everyone (besides military) who moves to China to fight in the battle can take this as an opportunity to more to California afterwords 😁

UPDATE: OH GOD FREE STUFF