[UK] New citizen message competition
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Good afternoon \o/
It is competition time, let us activate the community a bit.
We would like to update the 'New citizen message' which will be received by each newborn citizen in our country.
What do we want? Anything you can come up with. An image, text with links, etc. Feel free to be creative or just present a basic entry.
Submit your entries by publishing them in an article. Entries should be submitted until the end of the next Congress election.
The winner will be decided by a vote from the public and the Government, after what it will be presented to Congress for approval near the end of this Government's term.
There are of course some rewards:
1st place: 60 gold
2nd place: 30 gold
3rd place: 15 gold
(the rewards are a private donation)
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o7
No need to publish an article, all that's needed is the text from Dante.
"Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate"
Natsy Flag ?
Hi, welcome to the eUK! If you're a little worried about those dark fellows across the street, you stay up at night worrying about the various ways Brussels could steal your hamster or put up the price of bananas, or if you regularly find yourself bemoaning "kids these days", then please message our resident UKIP bellend, WayneKerr (link here).
Otherwise, for all people able to read through the daily mails horseshit, and actually identify with the modern world, there's a ton of free food, weapons and support available from the NHS, who are more than happy to help.
If you're interested in joining a political party be aware only the top 2 are functioning, so either join a smaller one if you're willing to put in the effort to lead it yourself, or earn your stripes in one of the top 2.
(ps there's no grammar schools or Bupa queue cuts here you Tory bastards, and taxes are low because we're all awful greedy shits, not for ideological reasons)
Full of lies and slander... First of all the NHS is dead, we have the Chaz and Dave Supply Scheme (you know the thing you Lefties appear to be ignoring because you don't want to help your fellow man) nowadays, do try to keep up with the Modern eUK James. No one cares about hamsters and I've never voted UKIP. I'm very much in the 'anything but Labour' camp
Y so srs Nigel? Also Daves article is on our feed and PUP are moving to help. The NHS is still alive and kicking, you choosing to ugbire it's existence doesn't mean it isn't still keeping a track if, and getting in touch with, new citizens. But mainly, yeah, y so srs please?
I do actually admire (Sir) Nigel, he campaigned for 20 odd years while the establishment laughed at him and tried to destroy his life and in the end, it was him that laughed last, I'll take it as a compliment.
Finally, the largest party in the eUK is starting to mobilize it's zombie ranks and do something useful for the eUK. It only took numerous articles, Mongress messages and shouts for you to react!
Just because when you poke it with a stick, you see movement does not mean it is alive. If it is indeed keeping a track on and messaging new players then it is failing massively, we have already shown on many occasions that the eUK does not get 'new' players on a scale worth spending vast amounts of time or money pursuing. 6 players joined this month that have gained xp at a reasonable amount to assume they spent more then 5 minutes looking around before never logging in again. In my opinion, we'd be better off throwing the NHS in with the Chaz and Dave Supply Scheme.
A man can't win James, trolling you all is apparently wrong and now you mock me for being srs 🙁
Oi. I’m lefty and I know all about Chaz and Dave
Pulling up all the shit in shitty way will not help activating.
Both of ya 😉
Just use one of Chaz's Epic Welcome messages... No one will beat that.
'Hello Tim,
nobody likes you leave this game now...'
Wayne:- "First of all the NHS is dead,"
Errrr - BIG error. If so, why the hell am I slaving away at weekly spreadsheets?
I have no idea why you would waste your time on spreadsheets, maybe once upon a time it required such upkeep, but I highly doubt its worth doing now. I would however love to proven incorrect, so how about one of you NHS guys post some information for us. Who knows. you may receive extra donations due to the increased exposure.
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“You may as well leave now since I doubt you’re gonna stick around”
"Why don't you? Why don't you? Just switch off your computer and go outside and something less boring instead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uvev7hY5MU&sns=em
Horice 🍺
Much like erepublik the link doesn't work...
https://youtu.be/3FQktsKvXcg
Horice 🎶
we got discord?
Yeah, but it's kinda dead...
https://discord.gg/rCUEhR5
my condolences
Welcome to the home of um... nothing much at all. We have WayneKerrs, multiple 'loving' citizens and a healthy sense of an inability to realise that we are no longer "Great" Britain, but rather just Britain.
So welcome, your stay will be short.