[NID] If Addy's My Daddy...

Day 1,122, 22:17 • Published in Canada Canada • by Plugson

The 17th day of the month marks something we’d all rather forget about. Even the creator of National Insult Day, has completely overlooked the NID holiday...so he had to delay it to the weekend. [EDITOR'S NOTE: As it turns out, he was actually planning something really super spectacular and just wanted to surprise us all with "Star Wars Holiday Themed National Insult Day"]

Well, to him I say...

‘Gherk has boughs with halls so hairy,
FU! la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to make Folly,
FU! la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,
~Hyuu~ la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Union tar-barrel,
~Hyuu~ la la la la, la la la la.

See the drunken Fool before us,
~Lemu~ la la la la, la la la la.
Drink some Harp and join the chorus.
~Lemu~ la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,
Moola la la la, moola la la la.
While I tell of NID-tide treasure,
Moola la la la la, moola la la la.”

6 Gold for the best NID cartoon. Insuling, funny-looking, and short – sorta like Gherk, who’s also footing the bill.

My NID entry is dedicated to my boss. I’ve worked for 18 days straight at this company with near-perfect health, never complaining, never asking for more….and yet I’ve yet to see a raise, a meagre Christmas bonus, or even a “Thank You.” 1% tax for the workers is fine. But how about giving me even 1% of your attention this Christmas.






Okay, so Gherk suddenly decides NID is Star Wars [EDITOR'S NOTE: Holiday] themed and a whole weekend, not the 17th only…jeez, ADD much?

My lame attempt at tying it in:


Yer not fooling us with your Mr.Niceguy-PTO-a-small-party-no-harm-done Party cow