[EDEN] Vodka and falafels
Greek Ministry of Health
Vodka
It all started on a very hot summer day, when our most favorite president HankScorpio proposed this brilliantly formulated law, that made me think: “Hmmm, has the russian stock of vodka massively dropped today? Well, I figure prices will go up… Bleh, this Hank dude has a way in manipulating the markets… that scoundrel!”.
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From Russia with love
And then right when I thought things were going to calm down again - BAM! eCNN reports a crisis in vodka stocks all over the world. With this brand new law, the global vodka markets have taken a serious hit. It seems that the international stocks have suddenly vanished. “What on Earth is going to come next?” I asked myself fearing for the security of my secret vodka vault.
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Kalinka is out - hamsta' dance is in
And right in that very second, the emergency broadcast networks kicked in all over the world. It seemed that Ivan… Hanks had randomly thrown 3 darts on his map and started to press buttons accordingly: Inner Mongolia and the 525.282nd attempt to conquer it, Oulu, Finland (maybe he was aiming for Rhone Alps but lamentably missed) and Alaska, land of opportunity for… well for somebody. Is it just me, or are we about to watch the biggest Russian blunder (yes I know, I know - I should’ve said fail) in the history of bionicman?
Falafels
Furthermore we’d like to pop the champange for our great Israeli friends, who swiftly and without mercy have overthrown Turkish occupation. It is one of those symbolical moments in EDEN’s history when not only economical factors matter, not only the greater good sees the light of day, but the hardened bonds formed in war with our fellow allies prevails!
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Wiping Israel off the map? We don't think so.
Congratulations to each and every single one of you guys who joined forces in the liberation of Israel, and helped EDEN prove that we care for all of our allies no matter the costs, no matter the risks! We fight not only for what is profitable, not only for what is strategically important, but for what is right. Again we see Brolliance and EDEN stand side by side with our allies to protect our brothers, being there to help when the rough time comes. We were now, and we will always be!
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HAIL ROMANIA!
HAIL EDEN!
EDENMAX!
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hail eden hail eden
HAIL EDEN!!!!
Yeah we destroyed 2 q5 hospitals.
Hail Turkey
Hail Phoenix
Hank Scorpio: Legend
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we want counter attack
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Do the hamsta' dance!
ludo i nezaboravno...
Nice song. 🙂
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Go to hell 😮
another vodka please ...hic
HAIL EDEN hic
Now Russia is waiting your actions 🙂
Can I get a russian encore?
Hail eden
I eat russia for breakfast
Russia is waiting for you. 🙂
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Nice article.Voted
ARRIBA EDEN
ARRIBA ESPAÑA
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<3 EDEN
FAIL RUSSIA
FAIL PHOENIX
HAIL EDEN!
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HELL YEAH
hail HankScorpio! XD
Hank "the tank"
Go war, I'm bored...
Well, if you say so. We appreciate it 😃
HAIL EDEN.
voted my friends 😃
Hamster Dance ftw!
Fail Phonies? 😃
I'm proud to be member of the Brolliance-EDEN cooperative, was glad to fight in Israel, and thrilled to see Israel back on the map today!
Oulu > Russia.
Thank you to each and every person whofought in our RWs, and to Greece for attacking Tel Aviv for us as well! Yay!
Go Hank, go Hank...i'm just wonderin' wether he's gonna use the money sent by Max to push another button (against Poland). That would be EPIC.
@flik_kenni: and they'll have to wait a while longer...we're still laughting HARD.
"Hank is awesome. That is all you need to know", his tiny winy, little brittle "HAMSTAS" 🙂) (His words, not mine).
Voted,
Ty EDEN 🙂
HAIL EDEN
Hail EDEN!
Hail eden!
Hankscorpio for greatest EDEN/BRO Hero!
Hail Eden!!!
LL Allies!
LL EDEN!
LL ISRAEL!
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hail eden