[CP Elections] Vote for pipo lolo!

Day 2,353, 07:28 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by pipo lolo

Greetings Brave Cypriots!

This is my official presidential candidate article.

1) No government, everything comes out of our pm. People who know stuff or want to help or are good at something should do whatever they can to help Cyprus. Self organisation is the key. Titles that game mechanics force us to use will be rotated among active Cypriots.
2) The israeli thing.
We cannot keep juice occupied forever. I am open to gifts they bring me to give them back 1-2-3 regions. As they are so good in PR i suggest they bring on the table a proposal that we get regions with equal impact on bonuses and 30k CC per region a month to release the regions we agree. CC is to give for CO in the RWs they will open i am sure.
3) I want to continue having the MPPs we have and sign some more. We will have money as i plan to sell some juice boxed to countries that need cheap labour. I will discuss with council the possibility to sign MPP with Greece. MPP with Greece and Turkey will bring peace to our territory and leave us focused on conquering other regions. In any case NAP with Greece continues as long they dont attack us.
4) We will prove ourselves to our new alliance and i will pursue our entrance to the prime branch ASAP, which brings me to ....
5) The important stuff. We will AS someone. We talked about it, we now do it. I can't disclose who will it be, i just guarantee you it will be a country of the top 5. Cyprus will be remembered as the giant slayer and all other countries will wet their panties when they see cCc or TATATATATA.
6) The most important stuff. I remember a time that someone would beg to get a Cypriot CS. Now we have to spare and none comes. In order to cum i will give access to my private pron dump to all newcomers (1TB traffic limit per account). Plus an Erdogan free proxy to Turks to watch youtube and twitter.
7) State will buy massively tanks and food and re-sell it to Cypriots with no gain. Cypriots that produce will be able to sell to state in a fair price. Import tax will rise as needed to put a barrier to foreign sellers. We dont like foreigners and we dont like to give them our CC.
😎 I will try to persuade Cypriots to all enter one MU. This is important as many contests involve MUs now. If some dont want to do it should at least send one MU liaison to the state MU.
9) First Saturday of every month will be our official PMS day.
10) We will mass ticket admins to lift the 30 participants constrain to pm. If they dont do it they will suffer.
11) I will not farewell after my term nor will change CS.

Baklava Kisses to all!!!!!