Why are you in TWO Spain?
Day 2,012, 15:46
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by Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris
Citizens of Spain, some of you have been questioning the agenda of TWO HQ recently and so you should. You should not be forced to do something you do not want to do.
Spain is hated by many because of what TWO HQ has forced you to do, and even members of other TWO nations hate you.
In response to the NE on eUK members of eUK were quick to insult the Spanish people. WayneKerr, a one time Minister of Foreign Affairs and Prime Minister of the eUK, wasted no time in criticizing you.
Spain if your marriage is stale and your wife is unfaithful then maybe it is time to get a divorce and find a hotter wife(s).
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Yeah Spain, join the dark side! We have cookies ^__^
Oh no you don't, Spain already IS on the dark side. Our side always WAS the dark side. DEEEEEEAL WIT' IT!
wjy would someone from hungary would comment on a canadian newspaper? just questionning
Easy: 'cause irl I'm Canadian.
pole! ajajajjajjaja
This is a bit desperate isn't it?
so you can relate Chaz?
I've never published anything like this so no, no I can't
hahahha
you are just up set cause I brought your boy into this, dont worry this wont hurt his chances getting elected
like you influence anything... an tbh it's quite nice to be mentioned in a forig article...
I thought so, you always say how no wayne no vote, so I thought I would put a Wayne in one. Who you calling a frog?
Not upset at all. Very disappointed as you were a player I had great respect for.
Opportunism such as this is a sign of weak political skill and plays to radical sensationalism that leaves little room for rational debate.
As for 'my boy'; Wayne is someone I consider to be a friend in game and a member of my party so of course I will defend him. To suggest I have any control over him is complete fallacy however.
Not only that but my name, amongst others, were in the picture you posted so I do feel this is somewhat of a personal sleight on my character.
You fully well know that we often make jokes about things such as this yet the general eSpanish population would have no idea who we are or what we're about. Therefore I can only surmise that you're trying to manipulate a perfectly innocent situation for your personal gain.
personal gain eh. Most of the articles I have written lately are not to serious and are just for entertainment, hence the article is in the entertainment section. This is a follow up to Pat's eat merda article...
People make joke posts, I can use them however I like.
Well you can hardly post this under "First Steps in eRepublik"
And aye you're free to use and interpret posts how you like. Much in the same way I'm free to disagree and lose respect for you for using them in such ways.
And perhaps I have misinterpreted this article as shit stirring one whereas in reality it may well be a "Hoho we're having a good ol joke with our Spanish buddies"
he's just trying to save his skin with that answer Chaz, I wouldn't waste my time on him if I was you...
Voted. Fortitúdinem, et honórem.
fortitudo et honoris ?
Strength and Honour
"WayneKerr, a one time Prime Minister of eUK"
Wayne for Prime Minister!
Again!
Or for the first time!
sorry mate, going by in game titles
I've named my price for a Wayne4CP...
I doubt quoting an ex UK cabinet minister in the Canadian media is going to make much difference to anyone in Spain.
Spain can do much better than TWO.
Canada you running out of options or cant you find brothers in arms like Spain
Spain we support you o7
Two we support you o7
lolno
I will hate Spain whether they are in TWO or out of TWO.
But we love Canada, that's the reason we are there 🙂
i say worse than that to many a spanish player... but nice one for including a wayne, that gets you a vote!
LOL
Thats a quote from the current Minister of Defence!
kiss ass
Spain has the 3rd highest amount of Regions... All of Canada and her alliance doesn't even come close to that.
Dear Spain, The UK understands troll congressmen and We will stand with you for as long as you want!
Hail Spain
Hail TWO o7
kiss ass
After seeing this...HAIL ASGARD!
ah, a tyrant lord speaks....
Shhh I got 'elected fairly' as ruling tyrant, Just like all the others : P
so did Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, and many other "fairly elected tyrants 😉
doesn't mean you're not all cuddly and gooey around puppies, you just like crushing the innocent and perpetrating atrocities 😛
I'm in the eUK, and I think Spain is good, sounds like a rogue NE to me.
Ohh hi there exCP, how it goes?😎
Hey guys,
It was a rogue proposal; do not freak out. The British government has already been informed.
Regards! Funny article x)
Woof
mini gtfo of here... you're spoiling it
lol 😃
Dude you need a tic tac
Wayne, you hastily, immaturely trying to defend your own honor in the comments section of propaganda will get you nowhere. It also makes you look like an ass.
Dude, my honour is in the gutter or at least thats where I left it last...
En una entrevista de trabajo para escoger taladores de árboles estan
un brasileño, un estadounidense y un vasco;
Entrevistador : ¿Y ustedes que experiencia tienen?
Estadounidense: Pues yo estuve en Canada cortando arboles en el norte.
Brasileño : Eu estove em Brazil a silva du Amazonas.
Vasco : Pues yo estuve en el Sahara.
Entrevistador : ¡Pero si en el Sahara no hay árboles!
Vasco : ¡Eso es ahora!
haha
ha ha ha ha