United States paid for the mistakes of your President
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We theocratic wanted diplomacy from your president, but he told us the war with a trading embargo, without any serious reason. We fell in the war against you and you are losing now.
the statistics speak clear:
Usa vs Mexico:
USA 45962 fights 1255861 damage
Switzerland 2888 fights 313216 damage
You are the most populous nation but not the strongest, we have a few people but we are stronger militarily. If we had your number of inhabitants, the world would be our.
Until our people are at war, you will not win any nation.
we are still open to dialogue now headed by your President, diplomacy is the key to the success of a nation.
Uncle Sam this is your last chance to make a negotiation.
Field Marshal darkplayer82 spokesman of the State Theocratic Swiss.
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I hope that the president will listen to this.
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Telling us that the world would "possibly" be yours is not helping secure successful diplomatic relations on any level.
@ blue holt: was a way to make you understand the difference military between our states
The embargo had nothing to do with the Mexican war and you know it. During the peace talks Portugal chose to attack, soon followed by Mexico. YOU fell through, not us. And you guys knew you were undercutting our markets prices which is why we placed the embargo on you guys in the first place. Stop trying to play it off as if you're the innocent ones here, because you're not.
yeah
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
or for that matter. Megalomania enveloped egomaniacal Dictators.
who are the terrorists ?
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BRO POWER!
Since terrorists kill people, no one here is a terrorist. Its just a wall 🙂
@ nonesuch: We entered into war with Mexico due to the embargo. We have ruined the market? I do not think we sell products to you at low prices for your benefit
rulez
@Justinious McWalburgsonIII: if we are terrorists you who have attacked without any reason Mexico what are you?
Because RAWR is awesome Dark, why else?
I doubt yankees will ever realize that being on Switzerland's black book will provide them with a fierce enemy on every battlefront they partecipate in.
Let them be beaten, it seems they like it that way.
Nice to see you active again anyway Dark 🙂
Dark tempo perso.......... sti qua pensano e ragionano come se fossere nella vita reale. Embargo, terroristi, guerre alla cazzo di cane. Tutto visto in Vita Reale.
LOL, terrorists 😃 ?
V O T E
Now that's a good one. Pastacratics start to pretend being a superpower. 😁
Give me a break would you?
@ han solo: in this day, i play part-time
@darkplayer: you are my friend, but playing part time doesn't mean that Pastacratics could or would be a superpower.
Anyway, nice article. Was a good joke. 🙂
@ han solo: in our small we are a superpower you can not say no 🙂
@darkplayer: being a superpower means a combination of number of persons, damage inflicted and gold spent on packs and weapons.
If you want us to believe you , please put in the article number of fights on each side done with packs.
Otherwise is just a cheap propaganda in a pastacratic style. No offence
The ability to finance an army is part of its strength.
yeah sure, and you may find gold in trees. Now one simple question. What Pastacratic gang will do when the gold will vanish? Aa..yes, they will be ...NOTHING 🙂
@ han solo: to have the data of WP write them but I do not
darkplayer, will be available tomorrow and we shall see 🙂
Hollow threats equal jealous insecurities. Knock your girlfriend up and quit complaining, Brit. There are enough egos floating around to waste our time as it is, you don't need to add to the nonsense with this garbage.
Eww theocracy..
Theocracy will remain....
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Hey pretty sweet we laid down 4x as much damage as you guys and spent a lot less per capita. Pairs up nicely with the Indo propaganda though.
Darkplayer is not british Arcane Elois, he's Italian but living in the UK.
lol Terrorists was a US Joke 😛
We are attackers obviously lol
you say you are winning the war yet you ask for peace when you say could could beat us why not deaft the watch dog of the world leading in into chaos. why is all i ask why ask for peace
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i dont understand why you think one nation is stronger than another which is more populous? The reason why eUSA does less average damage is not because we have less strong citizens (in fact we have more than Switzerland). It is because we are a huge growing nation. Last time I checked we had over 200 new citizens in ONE day. Take the stats from a battle many months ago and USA's average damage is around 100 just like any other nation. Compare USA's old average damage with damage now and you see a nation with exponential growth and a substantial amount of new citizens who will grow to also be strong and deal a ton of damage each. USA is growing faster than the rest of the world, I think the number one player needs to reevaluate his status when after a couple months eUSA has twice as many citizens when the rest of the world grows at a snail's pace.
@bobbygigi: your speech is right bobbygigi, but ... you are in 10000 and there are already cracks
when you are 20000, you can still call UNITED states?
nothing against the use is a fact that I have taken into account, manage to stay together? this is your goal and I think you do not ever reach this goal ... and you always lose 🙁
I concur with Bobbyluigi and add to the proof with the current stats.
#3 in GDP. With the state of expense the Mexican War has caused, this will go down, but remain in the top 10 due to the next stats.
#4 in Exports (foreign citizens buy our ish)
#19 in Imports (our citizens buy our ish)
#3 in Companies (we make much of the worlds ish)
When an economy has the stats above with the Citizen numbers eUSA has it is but a matter of time until the strength of our nation will be dominant.
Add to the mix the #2 spot for Newspapers has the potential to rally a nation quicker than most as much as sink it with silly squabbles.
In the end it is Supply vs. Demand.
eUSA has ish the world wants ish.
wats whith all the propaganda okay
and also what happened to the Geniva convition didnt the swiss come up with it
PEACE AT HOME
PEACE IN THE WORLD
Diplomacy doesn't seem to be this administrations strong suit. Maybe there'll be more positive results from future administrations.
haha this is a funny article, if the U.S. went around stealing gold from new nations and small nations all the time maybe we'd be strong like you. Oops i forgot we have values and morals.
🙁 Poor English grammar. Teachers worldwide have had a sudden and inexplicable headache from this article.
you can take your theocratic government and stick it where the sun dont shine
Someone buy this guy a Porsche, he obviously needs something to boost his own image of himself to compensate for his shortcomings.
Do you want America's assets? Come and try to take it.