Today is a Sad day

Day 1,490, 03:42 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by shadowukcs

The Great God-Leader, Kim Jong Il, has died!


Manly tears are rolling over this reporters face

I propose we all commit collective suicide to speed up the process that will bring us closer the eternal fields of the spirit world he is guarding now.






We should all commit seppuku now to ensure an arrival with honor in the afterlife where we will be welcomed by our glorious God-Leader.




But before we do, we should take a moment to reflect on this life.





HE was an inspiration to us all.

After Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, the world has lost another great inspirational source for comedians and film makers.


Lets sing this song one last time for our great leader

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery



Kim Jong, we salute you






In other news,

If you haven't committed seppuku yet, wait a little longer coz it turns out that the gods have incarnated (we always knew he couldn't die) our glorious leader in the form of Kim Jong Un!!!



He sexy boy, he makes lots of woman's nipples hard


HUZZZAAAAAAH!!! HUZZAAAAAHHH!




Oh yea, before I forgot, we also NE'd France, mkay?


As always
Shadowukcs
loyal follow of the Great leader