The Dictatorship Returns In Time For Xmas: Top 5 reasons why it is coming back

Day 2,950, 10:01 Published in USA Japan by Schubacca

As the coup is underway to re-establish the eUSA dictatorship I believe I have ponder the reason why the dictatorship is returning....like for real dude! Frankly it is the most logical sense that I have tapped into force so strong I have come to hate it which most definitely be forced to join the Sith but I haven't yet. Matter of fact I refuse to give in to emotions. So let me ponder the many reasons here that it could be why the dictatorship is returning to eUSA.


5. A forceful decoration of Gnilraps' Christmas Tree. I doubt his loneliness is killing him right now.





4. Submit our will to Sith-y Clause. Like there is a clause in the clause already like in the DD in the eUSA Constitution.





3. Forced elf labor due to budget cutbacks. Must fill Santa's sack of toys or this Gnilraps' sack of trinkets, food snacks and endless entertainment.




2. It has to be due to low employment. I am pretty sure that this is not the real reason. Okay now to reason #1.




1. The Dictator wishes to share a big secret which is the biggest Christmas gift of all. Surprise the eUSA dictatorship is baaaaaaack!




After this could all could be one big grand plan that is being made up as we all go along.