Some Predictions for V1
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by Bob Boblo
Based on some of the announed features for V1, I have made a series of predictions on new features yet to be announced. (Note: this is only speculation)
Economic improvements
- Company start up costs have been reduced to 10 Gold, however this must now be paid daily
- Companies will be able to produce products from different domains, although only 2 products from each can be stockpiled
- GMs have the ability to spam their workers inbox
- A new Joey Barton module has been added. Workers now have the option to assault their fellow employees with a random wellness loss being assigned to both.
Political Improvments
- Country Presidents have been removed. Presidential elections will now decide who is the disco dancing champion of the eNation.
- The disco dancing champions will now have the option to throw rivals in the gulag.
-The Political orientation options have now been expanded to - Extreme right, far right, right, a bit right, a tiny insy bit right, Stalinist.
- Party Members can now vote to change the party name to 'Send money to he makers of Erepublik, NAO'
Military Improvments
- Weapons can now be used more than once, but will have no effect the second time
- Soldiers can pay 2 Gold to eat spinach before going into battle
- Each countries Disco Dancing Champion will recieve a 40.00 strength boost in battle.
Media Improvments
- Article lengths have been limited to 13 words
- GMs can now pay 50 Gold to have a company advertisment placed in all articles in their region containing the word giraffe
- A Feign Heart Attack module has been added, allowing article readers to feign a heart attack after reading an article, and subsequently sue press directors 60 Gold
Forum Improvments
- All citizens of Pakistan will be made moderators
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Comments
Trust me to take the start of the article seriously xD
Your avatar is a pig. I like that.
Whats specualtion?
A bad spelling mistake
lol. Nice article as well, btw.
first article of today worth to read 😉
This is all true admin told me
That\'s 310 GOLD a month and 3650 GOLD a year! Ridiculous!
\"Trust me to take the start of the article seriously xD\"
Lol. I did too, I was like, \"WTF? 10 GOLD A DAY!?\"
Nice! I was also thinking that the company improvements were serious, I should know you better than that by now Bob... Well, I checked to see whether this was true in the EI first, but thankfully I realised it was just silliness by the time I got to the \'Joey Barton module\'.Great article!
LOL this was my favourite - Weapons can now be used more than once, but will have no effect the second time
lol classic and well worth the read!! Voted
I would really love to see this happen,\"All citizens of Pakistan will be made moderators\"
lol
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Voted. Great article.
I thought this was real until the Joey Barton module... damn I feel stupid.
thats classic best post ive ever seen
I\'m representing Ray Beech, who, currently is in hospital recovering from a heart attack. Due to the extreme nature of the above article, I believe my client has unduly suffered, and a lawsuit will be brought against you. My client will also settle out of court for a small fee.
Growing sense of horrified disbelief up until the Joey Barton module...
...then I couldn\'t stop laughing.
Great article!
I like the gulag idea.