ReBroification.exe

Day 3,330, 13:32 • Published in Canada USA • by Derphoof

Canada.

Oh Canada, my sweet, sweet winter child.

We used to be a cute thing. We used to hang out a lot go out on nice dates abroad, stood up for each other in public, and spent countless nights with one another.

Then things went wrong. We decided to date around, see some other people, and you didn’t take it too well. You hated us for it, and we ended up having a rather large fight. As time went on, we kept yelling at each other and having the occasional argument.

However, we’ve both had the same friend group for a while now. So we’ve lived in peace. You even kept mentioning rekindling the friendship. Something about a ReBroification.

Then, just as some were warming up to the idea, you decided to help jack up our expensive alarm system while we were out.



Why you gotta do me like that, Canada?

I mean, really? Give me one reason why we shouldn’t consider this an act of war.

Freaking Canada.
Son of Snow.
Anti-Dioists.
Drunk on Maple.
Justin Trudeau isn’t even that cute.
Queen Elizabeth is hotter.
Freaking Canada.

CANADA. I IMPLORE YOU. DON’T TEASE. DON’T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.

IF YOU WANNA F**K WITH ME, COME AT ME. 1v1 ME BRO.

DO IT, U WON’T.