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PSA to Kanada

Day 3,131, 12:25 • Published in Canada USA

• by Derphoof

Dearest Kanadians. It appears as though you still have not learned anything. So, to help out, we down here in the friendly United States have created a nice little PSA for your viewing pleasure.

Please click the following image to view the following Public Service Announcement.

Thank you.

Comments

Derphoof Day 3,131, 12:26

Kill me.

Evans Day 3,131, 12:27

First valid comment

Evans Day 3,131, 12:29

xDDD

Exalted Druid Day 3,131, 12:43

"Prostate-specific antigen (PSA) is a protein made by the cells of the prostate gland. PSA is mostly found in semen, but it is also normal to find small amounts of PSA in the blood of healthy men. A PSA test measures the amount of PSA in the blood."

Thanks Bro for caring so much about our Prostate health that you offer to test us personally but in Canada everyone already gets free health care. Voted Cancer is just wrong.

Say yes to Re-Broification.

Derphoof Day 3,131, 12:48

I am an expert at probing, as I have much experience. Trust me, you will want me over your current physician, I assure you.

TemujinBC Day 3,131, 12:49

It's a good one, 8/10 would watch again

D O O M Day 3,131, 12:51

This is the shit, kill me now lol

Oblige Day 3,131, 13:25

Glorious.

Middletopia Day 3,131, 14:47

Papa Franku never fails

John. Day 3,131, 17:20

I thought you guys are busy building a wall or something

Derphoof Day 3,131, 17:41

Oh, trust me. We're gunna build a wall. A YUGE wall. It'll be the greatest wall you've ever seen. You know that Chinese one? They got a bad deal. They got ripped off. I don't get ripped off. I'll get us a great deal.

Our wall is gunna be great. Biggest wall you'll see.

John. Day 3,131, 18:25

in case things go sour, plato said Neodymium is good for butthurtness, we'll ask Serbia to give you some

Derphoof Day 3,131, 20:37

In that case, I've already informed ED that I am very good at rectal probing. I can handle any "butthurtness" that may go on. I can also examine your own if it is taking too much. Having two nations inside of you like that can really tear things up sometimes.

Call me if you have any numb bum, fanny frustration, rectal wreckage, ass damage, or compromised caboose. Cheers.