Not in the name of the monkey
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by Alphabethis
Ten reasons why you shouldn't be voting a long haired monkey for Country President:
- He is a homebrew of the Dentists, the 'funny' party that gets some giggles destroying parties.
- He hasn't a clue of what to do or when to shave.
- He is probably to squander and plunder the eUK treasury ( mark my words and save them ).
- It's going to be 'funny' to see Wayne's face when all he has is a monkey with a banana.
- Did I say that all this is Wayne's 'funny' stuff is going to be utterly damaging ?
- A bad Talon doesn't make an awful monkey any better.
- Star Wars sucks, and yes, Talon is a rather secondary ( thus more forgiveable).
- TUP is bad, but the monkey gang is just usually sTUPid.
- Lots of gold are going to dissapear. If you liked TUP corruption, then you are going the experience the Dentist Thing.
- Put your own reason here....
(anyone commenting will be eligible to enter 'Black Prince's Company' Military Unit.)
( how was that song of Peter Gabriel's ? Kick the monkey? Shave the monkey? )
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Here is something for you to clutch....
http://tinyurl.com/6jlquj8
I couldn't have put it any better...
Vote Wook!
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FYI, dentists are a MU not a party brah
We are more than both a party and a MU. For we are Dentists!
ngl, I lol'd
Why you should vote WookieO
-To annoy Alpha
I think that's enough of a reason :3.
Why you should vote WookieO
-To annoy Alpha
I think that's enough of a reason :3. x2
oh, and this is the song you're thinking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
and about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_the_Monkey
Star Wars does not suck so you can **** off with that one, anyway your party is backing him so perhaps you should direct your dismay to those involved in your party who voted to back him.
Slagging off Star Wars my ****ing arse!
This was my gut reaction too
Star Wars is so childish that was hugely succesful. Most sold beverage in the world, CocaCola : water with loads of sugar. If it's hugely popular then ,probably , most likely, it's NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.
Being childish is not bad, I went to see "Epic, the secret worl" , and I liked it much. But pretending to be trascendental when you are just childish is so much....................ridiculous ! Let the force with you ? Let the Cocacola Light with you !
Schindler's list was hugely successful...so was Jaws and the Saw series...hardly aimed at children or popular through children viewing.
exactly, Dr hugh, exactly... hugely succesful = sugary or salty = unworthy, regretfully, excellence is not as simple as a Spielberg's film ( I do like sugar too).
Which part of star wars is childish, user on internet game
I JUST DON'T... WHAT?
Credit where credit is due, whenever i think to myself surely the shit he comes out with cant get any worse, it.. it just does. Congrats Alpha
Yah boo to Star Wars. Star Trek rules.
HOW DARE YOU MOCK STAR WARS. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
Don't fall in the dark side ( or whatever it's say), ligth a candle or even turn on a bulb light.
The dark side is the interesting one. 😉
" He is probably to squander and plunder the eUK treasury ( mark my words and save them )."
That is a terrible statement to make based on absolutely no facts.
where is the lost money (200k or so ) of eUK treasury ? Time will tell,... but prepare to laugh a lot .... "a la dentistry style".
What does this actually mean?
i
have
no
flowering
idea
...
LOL, slags off Star Wars, and calls it 'childish', in the comments
for an article about a pretend election in a pretend country made
up of people pretending to be politicians, soldiers and businessmen!
Horice q:
next time remind me to write an article about "serbian wars of 2009".
Whatever you write just remember, 'It's just a game'
Horice (;
Queen was not childish.
¿Qué
Horice s:
in fact it wasn't (so) mainstream (because they were just 15 years ahead (if 15 years later were such good music to be made( we had Oasis and Lady Gaga )).
eso, eso: not childish
queen, the great PRETENDER.
wtf are you on about? yes they were ahead of their time, but also very contemporary to the Glam Rock era when they emerged
DO NOT compare them to Lady Gaga .. she's not fit enough to kiss Brian or Rogers shoes, let alone Freddie's .. possibly just named herself after one of their tracks!
Oh, and Freddie had a solo hit with the Great Pretender, not the whole band; check your facts before you post.
I said that Lady Gaga was much worse and they, in fact, were never surpassed, the 15 years passed to no avail of new good music.
I bumped into Brian May at Download one year... he's tall!
very badly worded then .. however Oasis are way better than Gaga
we had Oasis and Lady Gaga, instead. ( instead was missing). Well, I don't know much about Oasis, ... simply 80's are so mindboogling overwhelming that it's hard to find anything that matches that quality.
http://youtu.be/_ZwcXYZenX0
Horice (:
http://tinyurl.com/ms9m2ra
I think the Alphabot needs a reset...
what will happen with government MU orgs this time ? another reset ?
When have they ever been reset?
As far as I know the only people to have passwords to the country orgs are Emergy and Carlini.
Makes digs at TUP in an article telling people to vote for the TUP candidate hmm.
ps Wook4CP
TL😃R version of this article: TUP sucks, don't vote New Era, vote TUP. Interesting 🙂
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TL😉R Talon5CP