Monsieur Guillontine for Congress! (August 2012)
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Monsieur Guillontine
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Salut madams and monsieurs,
That's right! I am running for Congress this month, and yes, I am ready to claim my throne in Graubunden.
Why you should vote for me:
1. I speak French better than French people
2. I give people free baguettes
3. I have character: my name is misspelled
What I will do as an elected Congressman:
1. Legalize marijuana
2. Use federal funds to build French bakeries
3. Make French the official language of Switzerland
On a serious note though, I do strongly feel that I have all the qualities and talents needed to be an excellent Congressman.
I have served as:
- Country President for 3 terms
- Vice President for 3 terms
- Minsiter of Foreign Affairs for 4 terms
- Chairman of Congress for 4 terms
- Congressman for 10 terms
- Party President for 12 terms
I really don't see what more there is to prove about my capabilities. I know that some of you don't care about experience though, so to appeal to you other folks, here's an added bonus. If I receive the most votes out of all the other Congress candidates, I promise all of you that I will marry the one and only, Rican. So remember my fellow druggy buddies, make the right choice, and VOTE for Monsieur Guillontine!
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Let's fight. Fight for peace.
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Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Peace Party
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Comments
Let's fight. Fight for peace.
Vote for Monsieur Guillontine!
Good luck my friend.
you are an asset to any government.
I support this message!!
Good luck !
Good Luck from France !
Good luck for ePoland 🙂
bonne chance !!
Good luck ! : D
gl
\o/ BRING BACK THE SSS \o/
Though I really can't share your enthusiasm for French, MG is awesome!
You have to mention what jobs you had in the past 😛
i agree with jhunter, im not that happy with the french.
😑
but gl. xD