Masked Criminal Terrorises eUK
Bob Boblo
An evil masked criminal, nicknamed 'The Shadow' has been on a terrifying crime spree causing havoc for eUKers nationwide. Reporsts are spreading of people having their phone conversations edited, and local bars being locked with a padlock so complicated even master locksmith Taytaz could not fathom how to break it.
Where the origins of this gimmicky anarchy stemmed from is as of yet unkown, though many say The Shadow attained grave psychological problems be being in the shadow of a great master of some sort, whilst others say he seeked a revenge on a society so unforgiving of his grotesque appearance that he was forced into the shadows.
Whatever this means, one thing is for sure. UK needs a hero....
Comments
I think i know his brother
Surely Bob Bolbo is the hero?
Quick! Somebody call nine-hundred and ninety-nine!
Shame Shadow can't stop you from spamming here as well...lol
Anyway the number for heroes is 118118 or visit the website www.118118.com
I am the Shadow exterminator. I hear you have a infestation.
lol bob..😛 always the funny man [=
Funny article. 😃
I cracked the padlock and it contains another lock inside it!!!
hahahaha, you crack me up bob!!!