How does it hveel ..

Day 3,375, 12:02 • Published in USA Croatia • by Sagittarius A Star

.. to be a hvemale?

I wudn't wanna be a creature with a hole.
I watch documentaries about universe nowadays, they make me sleepy, but i learned that d!cks and vag1nas don't matter in the big picture.
That's comhvorting.
Scientists say - Man is special. His intellect, his creativity blah blah
That's bs.
D1ck is the force that shaped this planet.
That's why it looks so tragic.

So i need a mathematician now.
To calculate
How many d1cks wud hvit in a Jupiter.
Or Venus.




For example

Ihv my organs don't work properly
or
the love ohv my lihve hvinally realized the brutal truth about d1cks and evolution and decided to leave ...
or
ihv i consider wasting money on this game
or
ihv i hveel extreme guilt hvor getting drunk and sending smses to people who don't give a hvuck about me
or
ihv i osturbate 5 times and think that it caused damage to my sensitive and emotional side
or
ihv somebody in the vicinity dies and i get this dark hope that it will end my hvear
or
ihv i think about cancers or complications
or
sometimes i wish ihv everyone wud just shut the hvuck up and let me lick their hvine solid organs
or
...

whatever there is
it's all so hopelessly irrelevant



I see people smile with no reason.
Those are stupid smiles.
Sometimes you have a discomhvort in your right testicle.
Even ihv you were programmed to smile
it will wipe out the smile hvrom ur hvace
You will worry
Prostate?
Reproduction?
Evolution?
D1cks and planet?
Have I hvailed?

But it's all irrelevant
in comparison to this



So I hope it happens sooner than later

Remember, there must be some beauty and justice



in extinction