Holy Wars Over! For Good!

Day 385, 09:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Bob Boblo

I bring news both good and bad.

The good news is that The Holy Wars have been resolved peacufully, as Bob Boblo, a noble, heroic, handsome advocate of peace convinced the Banana inner circle to reform and become peaceful.

A peace contract was then signed with the following conditions

1. All eReligious worship will take place in private to avoid offending or annoying people.
2. The Holy War must never be mentioned again to avoiding upsetting those who lost loved ones.

The bad news is that this contract soon became irrelevant after UK President Dish enacted the death penalty to anyone who worships anything other than him.*





*Probably did not happen....