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Evil French Magicians Make Lower Normandy Disapear!

Day 398, 12:26 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Bob Boblo

Outrage plagued the UK today, as a group of evil French magicians called 'The French Military' used some sort of dark magic to steal Lower Normandy from eUK and our vastly superior military.

How dare they do this! We invaded them in a totally unjustified, imperial attack and this is how they treat us! The French must have garlic on their brain.

What makes this really bad, is that they are obviously cowards, after all they are French. And if you need more evidence, than how about this? They launched a brilliant counter-offensive in the face of obliteration. Ha! What are they, surrender monkeys?

I say we stick it to them.

They are imperialists, lets invade them for no reason!

Comments

Luuklag Day 398, 12:31

lol i love your stupidness

PEACEgc shall prevail

Ramon Mendoza Day 398, 12:34

Brilliant!

Stevomuck Day 398, 12:36

Love the light headed approach

io ero leggenda Day 398, 12:37

lol you are very funny 😁

Ip Lockard Day 398, 12:39

Heh. I saw about 4 Frenchmen actually fight.

Must be nice to have free APP's...

Kelldar Day 398, 12:44

Warning: The Empire shall Strike Back.

Professor Evil Day 398, 12:44

I'm surprised, that was moderately funny.

PHuSiOn9 Day 398, 12:45

Genius article.

Sandafluffoid Day 398, 12:48

It's funny because its true.

Drowme Day 398, 12:52

bob I extimate you!

meza Day 398, 12:57

4 frenchmen ? We all are french.

anarquia Day 398, 14:00

omg they are trying a new tactic! UK wanna kill us all by laughing!

kang cahyo Day 398, 17:59

Hey, go back to the sea MR. BEAN......

cowox Day 398, 19:10

Dinner in London ?? why not...!

SbriSa Day 399, 01:14

britains return in the forest

goooot101 Day 399, 08:58

we shall kill the frogs as if they were mice

Paddy O'Connor Day 399, 09:30

I giggled.

romansoldier Day 399, 10:08

lol? none of this makes any sence😛 the french cant fight us..and dont use magic =-p otherwise we would all be frogs legs atm Oo

Zayne Day 399, 10:39

Excellent post : D

Enef Freestar Day 399, 12:02

Bob another excellent newspaper that for some reason PEACE cant see as a joke 😛 Their reactions make it even funnier 😛

Connor Mawn Day 399, 14:59

IF IT WASNT FOR UR ALLIES WE WOULD MOST PROBLY BE IN PARIS

Connor Mawn Day 399, 15:01

FRENCH WILL NEVER HAVE A MILTARY LIKE THE BRITION

Butjam Day 399, 15:15

AND IF IT WASN'T FOR THE CAPSLOCK YOU WOULD BE TALKING IN LOWERCASE LETTERS NOW.

Squiddy Day 399, 15:25

I lol'd.

Connor has a point though, just look at the damage difference between UK and France. Hahaha.

Butjam Day 400, 02:02

Well, do you keep attacking when you see the battle has already be won?

Simon Halfdan Day 400, 04:03

Bob Boblo, you genius. Very funny and true.

MeteKhan Day 400, 04:26

Hahaha This time William Wallace Comes from France hehehe... Damn fools!!

SbriSa Day 400, 05:51

if there werent USA, Sweden, Spain and Romania u dont move from your island

french has fought on 5 fronts, instead you are only losing about 1 only front

9143 total fights
316247 total damage

this are total damage and fights of french in this war... also looking at the numbers you are the worst

meza Day 400, 06:07

we'll make belgium dispear aswell

Butjam Day 400, 06:40

No we won't

Ian Warner Day 400, 07:28

and the rest of the eUK soon 🙂

KraljLicno Day 400, 11:00

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