Congressional Platform

Day 969, 15:11 • Published in Singapore Ireland • by Flaco Jimenez

I have decided to run for Congress to yell at the Russian PTO crew.

I could bore you with a list of my previous positions but why?

Look at my profile if you are that interested.

My platform is simple.

Keep eSingapore working smoothly.

Despite the grand promises of some candidates to lower prices or bring more jobs, the facts are Congress is basically a glorified housekeeping position.

No one can "lower" prices unless they are selling goods.

No one can provide more jobs unless they are running a company.

Congress has no power other than to propose predetermined laws, change the tax rate, and to vote on others proposals.

Also I am a total PTOer except I forgot to PTO eSingapore since I arrived one month after its creation.

Silly me.

Also.......




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