[UKRP] PPs, lesbians and BIG prizes...

Day 2,456, 06:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Time for some Party President Primary voting…

Hello to the UKRP and to anyone else out there stupid lovely enough to read my articles!

It’s almost the end of my first term as UK Reform Party President and I have to admit I’m slightly disappointed at myself for not getting the party thumping like that New Year’s Eve party I went to back in 2002 at my then girlfriend’s house where I got completely smashed on cheap plonk and passed out in her Mum’s bed, but not before trying it on with both her best friends and her Mum. Good times.

I still have sexy dreams nightmares about the pummelling I took from a mob of tipsy, pissed off women that evening.

Random Fact: That ex-girlfriend of mine became a lesbian soon after and is shortly about to marry her girlfriend. Happy days.


I never thought it would end like this, just because I’ve got no tits…




Anyway on to more pressing issues…

There are three candidates standing in our PP primary this month.

First up is Neil Lewis.

I asked him to provide me with the reasons he should be Party President and his plans if he gets voted in:

“1) previously 3 times UKPP PP, so I know what buttons to press and when.

2) equal opportunities for congress; however ex-serbs are low on the list as an ATO measure.

3) would like to do a CP run and, this time, want UKRP input into policies we need to improve the eUK. But could still tie this in with the congress-based idea from last month.

4) might moot the overdue change of name that was brokered with Madacaion as part of old UKPP's merger (until Alfa's credit card defibrillator brought them back to life).”

Second on the list is Sambo911.

Unfortunately Sambo hadn’t got back to me yet on his plans for the party before this went to print, but I will edit in any information he sends me, as and when.

Third on our primary list this month is myself, WookieO.

“Yes, I know I’ve just had a shot at this but I do feel I’ve got more to give and would like to have another month to try and thrust some more life into the party.

I was pleased with my policy for Congress elections and believe we put up some damn fine Congressman this month, so I would continue that idea this time around too.

Although my personal choice for our CP candidate wasn’t selected by the party, I thought our primary voting went very well although I would like to try and increase turnout if I get re-elected.

And finally I would like to get others promoting the party and so would issue a small competition with BIG prizes for articles written by UKRPers.”



Well those are our three candidates this month. I have opened a vote here on the forums, so get voting!

Thanks as always,

WookieO

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