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[SHOCKING NEWS] The truth about PCP, TUP, RFA, ...

Day 630, 11:52 • Published in United Kingdom Belgium

• by shadowukcs

EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOTES FOR TUP, GOD KILLS A PUPPY!!!!

EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOTES FOR PCP, GOD KILLS A KITTEN

EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOTES RFA, GOD LAUGHS HIS ASS OFF AND THINKS: WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!

Think of the puppy's, the kittens and your image to God, Vote smart, vote UKRP!!

signed
shadowukcs

Comments

Scipio The Great Day 630, 12:01

God \o/

shadowukcs Day 630, 12:12

I know shocking isn't it?

This is what happens when you don't vote UKRP

Danie Fox Day 630, 12:16

Kill the puppies!

Final Destiny Day 630, 12:22

This is clearly PEACE propaganda.

Mr Woldy Day 630, 12:23

So by Voting TUP you get a command over god?

Well, we knew that already..

Lionbeard Day 630, 12:32

You didn't mention BEP. Think of the puppy's, the kittens and your image to God, Vote smart, vote BEP!!

shadowukcs Day 630, 12:37

BEP are not worth mentioning.

Stan Wephen Day 630, 12:38

Who likes kittens anyway?

Celtic67 Day 630, 12:54

LOL))

Amalie Lohzen Day 630, 12:56

...Maybe if enough people vote, the yappy monsters will shut up.
Besides, TUP > God. Mr. Woldy'd probably just revive the smited puppies.

The Great Western Day 630, 13:32

Your theory supposes that the voter believes in God.
I was also under the impression that God does not exist in eLife.
Oh man this is far too deep.

Anyway, what's a puppy between friends?