[ABP] Gnil4CP

Day 2,327, 21:26 Published in USA Poland by Garmr

Dear Americans,

This is the first official broadcast from the American Butts Party to announce our endorsement of Gnilraps.

You may not be familiar with the American Butts Party, which is due to the fact it is not an ingame party. Ingame party means other people can join. More people means I have to share butts and inevitably there will be someone that spams the whole god damn party with useless messages like every other eUS party seems to find necessary. So I use the 'royal' we. Or the 'me and my massive muscles' we.


Now though he tries to touch my beloved MU with his little paws, no doubt because he is jealous of our prestige worldwide beating his second rate MU, Gnilraps has what it takes. This is some vague ass shit and if you don't know you won't know, but this game isn't about setting up fancy plans but it's about responding to whatever you get thrown in your face that day and coming out on top. Gnilraps can do that.

Now Tyler may be able to do the same. However, last month he pm'd me with a 'reminder' he picked Mazzy as VP during the WTP primaries which is basically an insult to my personal intelligence as well as an insult to a whole party to think they can basically be bought in such fashion. I also really strongly dislike his avatar. If I can see through that message he sent, I really do fear whatever comes for the US if he communicates like that to other CP's. At least put some subtlety into your attempts to influence politics.

Now if you want to reply and think you are full of wit take a look at this image of me with the girlfriend you will never have.

Good day sirs.




P.S. I'm still not showing you my legs Pfeiffer