[A Private Citizen's Thoughts]
Day 492, 07:36
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by Ian John Locke IV
I LOST THE ELECTION! WOO HOO!
I know a lot of you are now wondering why I ran in the first place even after writing my last article and proclaiming my deep discontent with these "youngins".
Well for one, this is a game, and I find the electioneering to be the most fun and since this was a free race, I saw no reason NOT to run.
The AAP stayed approximately the same this month and I'm proud of changewillcome as he did most of it himself. This was my goal to start it up, get it organized and into a pattern and then slowly leave the responsibility on someone else so that I could leave this enormous position of responsibility on April 16th.
From here on out, I am no long Congressman Ian John Locke IV, of New Jersey twice and Missouri once, but I am simply Captain Ian John Locke IV of the 1st Company, 1st Division of the 1st Army.
I will devote my newspaper to lulz and, on occasion, discontent with the government. I will more likely than not be criticizing the critics who happen to be criticizing the government.
[Our New President...]
I have congratulated him and his team in private, but in publication I would like to congratulate President Scrabman on not screwing up yet
As all good presidents have, I'm sure he'll do so soon
[On my run as Nathan Woods' Vice Presidential Pick...]
Ah this part can wait for some other article
[Future Articles?]
I might pull an Uncle Sam and do a whole series of hyperbolic autobiographical articles so as to promote myself as Nathan's VP, which I will of course then reference in my article for the Vice Presidency and use them to promote Nathan... of course -,-
[Who do I endorse on April 5, 2009?]
Hm, this is a tough choice
Who will the AAP endorse on April 5, 2009?]
We're still debating this issue. I am personally friends with every candidate and cannot be trusted to make an unbiased decision in any case. I have recused myself of this debate.
[Anything else you rambler you?]
Maybe... maybe not
Oh yeah, ...
This is it
Bai guise
I know a lot of you are now wondering why I ran in the first place even after writing my last article and proclaiming my deep discontent with these "youngins".
Well for one, this is a game, and I find the electioneering to be the most fun and since this was a free race, I saw no reason NOT to run.
The AAP stayed approximately the same this month and I'm proud of changewillcome as he did most of it himself. This was my goal to start it up, get it organized and into a pattern and then slowly leave the responsibility on someone else so that I could leave this enormous position of responsibility on April 16th.
From here on out, I am no long Congressman Ian John Locke IV, of New Jersey twice and Missouri once, but I am simply Captain Ian John Locke IV of the 1st Company, 1st Division of the 1st Army.
I will devote my newspaper to lulz and, on occasion, discontent with the government. I will more likely than not be criticizing the critics who happen to be criticizing the government.
[Our New President...]
I have congratulated him and his team in private, but in publication I would like to congratulate President Scrabman on not screwing up yet
😛
As all good presidents have, I'm sure he'll do so soon
😉
[On my run as Nathan Woods' Vice Presidential Pick...]
Ah this part can wait for some other article
😉
[Future Articles?]
I might pull an Uncle Sam and do a whole series of hyperbolic autobiographical articles so as to promote myself as Nathan's VP, which I will of course then reference in my article for the Vice Presidency and use them to promote Nathan... of course -,-
[Who do I endorse on April 5, 2009?]
Hm, this is a tough choice
Who will the AAP endorse on April 5, 2009?]
We're still debating this issue. I am personally friends with every candidate and cannot be trusted to make an unbiased decision in any case. I have recused myself of this debate.
[Anything else you rambler you?]
Maybe... maybe not
Oh yeah, ...
This is it
😛
Bai guise
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As always Ian your article is informative, humorous and spiced with poignant moments. Take care and most success in the coming days! Voted.
You better not disappear now you aren't in Congress, Ian. Or I'd cry. Don't make Ti cry!
Good luck with future campaigns...
Looking forward to the lulz and criticism of the government.
That makes me "lol". 🙂
Blue Holt, I shall be criticizing the critics 😛
;p
Looking foward to the next article
The ''youngins'' are the future. You'd be wise to praise them rather then punish them. After all if you ever had a falling out of sorts then the newer poeple ( who don't know whats going on)would give you support if you supported them. Help and be helped, bite and be bitten.