#2017: It's Gunna Get Nasty
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Derphoof
/me blows the dust off the newspaper
What it do, everyone? It’s Derphoof, back at it again. Here to serve up some of the usual bullshit.
Except, dear Dio of the sands... I could not have dreamed up any crazier shit than what we have before us. I mean, the return of the failed PTOer himself. The one, the only….
No, it’s not frickin Reagan, you idiot.
It’s Childish Chickensguys.
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“B-b-but he’s been gone for so long! Maybe he’s fine now? Haven’t seen him around in a while.”
Sorry, fam. He’s as childish as ever. He just plays as different characters, or changes his name and his country. If you recall, he was Dr. Walter Bishop and moved to Canada, and decided to try to influence them as much as possible. They didn’t really buy into it, so he moved to Japan, to mess with people there. All the while, he kept Marquis de Foxes as a multi here, as insurance for the future.
He’s just as much of a childish failure now, as he was then. Except this time, he’s more desperate than ever to crack back into the community he spurned.
Hell, he can’t even do it legally. He couldn’t get the community to let him in and do it the proper way. He’s just an illegal immigrant, trying to use the community for his own gain. Sad.
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"B-b-but Derpy, the PTO? Isn’t that ancient history? Don’t people change?"
No. You see, CG styles himself as the Messiah of everything he comes into contact with. He’s everyone’s only hope. Yet, at the same time, Childish Chickensguys is… well… childish.
When he wasn’t getting his way with the community of the eUSA, he decided to let in a bunch of foreign forces in order to gain more political power. Usually, we like when our immigrants come in legally, by waiting in line and getting approval. CG, on the other hand, just wanted power.
And then when he did gain political power, he gave congress seats to people who sold citizenship, to gain more political power for himself. Ya know, classic PTO stuff, for when you can’t find any real support.
For cooperating with Ajay, and creating/supporting the PTO menace that plagued our community, forcing us to create dreaded UNITY elections, he was declared an Enemy of the State
Then, when things don’t go his way, he likes to ramble incoherently under the influence of his savior complex, and maybe some drugs. Childish as always. Throw a tantrum, take what you have, and go home… or to Kanada. Whatever.
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Well, the childish don’t change. So, we just keep an eye out. Make sure CG doesn’t do crazy shit, start bot-netting, or bringing in PTO elements. I swear, I ain’t goin back to those Unity elections.
Also, SFP. Bruh. I know you don’t like dictatorship. Nobody really does. However, y’all gotta figure stuff out. I’m not usually an ass to you guys, nor do I like telling other parties what to do, but I’ll call out some shit when I see it.
Your congress system really is some shit.
I say that with love, but it’s not doing you any favors.
How does
There’s nothing wrong with a democratic voting system to show who people want to be candidates. However, exercise some executive authority and take that as a suggestion. Rearrange the list to weed out the nobodies and the threats, if and when they appear.
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So, if this is how it starts, 2017 is gunna get nasty. Be prepared for some crazy antics, and the return of the old, the crazy, the childish and the failed.
Buckle up. Grab your popcorn. Gird your loins. Go out and buy some good lube.
It’s gunna get nasty.
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Comments
#ItsGunnaGetLit
Lit. that's what the kids are saying these days.
literally in love with derphoof
2017 sounds exciting!
I can't wait to ignore CG's stupid comments on this article.
I just want you to know that the day you gave me 10 gold, inspired me to return. You're my inspiration Pfeiffer.
Chickensguys not savior you wanted, but the savior you deserve.
Wipe the Kanuckistanis.
I bet an NE would pass right now. Go push the button find out.
I don't have the button. Congress is some gay shit.
inb4 I get another famous point
Senryaku pls.
Long live the Derp. Fight CG one on one.
1v1 me on Rust, snipers only. I'll quick-scope the shit out of him.
"Your congress system really is some shit."
Yours? Running foreigners that don't speak English and don't care about politics.
it's all going to hell in a handbasket, and chickenbutt just lit it on fire for effect.
but.. mechanics..
We didn't have enough candidates. I wasn't even planning to run, but we needed to cover the roster.
As a political party, that's the worst part of having 50 natural territories at this point. The community shrinks, but you have to find more congressmen.
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1/2 the eWorld has gone back to playing at democracy. Maybe if the USA did the same the good people would actually be interested in running.
Dictatorship completely sucks the life out of the game except for a very few.
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There is a proposal, in congress. There is also a proposal to blacklist everyone that proposes it.
Our country operates the same way under dictatorship as it does under democracy. Not sure how it affects who is running for congress.
Either way, you're still running for congress, and you get the same set of responsibilities that come with the job.
Accept you don't get any of the in game drama that gets people writing articles. That gets people pissed off enough to care about the game.
It is all nice and neat for the ruling class but no drama to engage people.
Good, bad, it does not matter as long as something happens once in a while.
When was your last engaging article like this? Drama!
I think you're mistaking game mechanics with Canada just sucking, in general.
I think the great decline in this game came to every country with the dictatorship module.
Maybe it would of happened any way, Will never no.
~hyuu~
Is Derpy Hooves stronger than Griffith?
No fun and very nasty. Try harder next time #tryhard.
Labeling someone is always much easier than arguing with someone.
I picture CG as a pasty scrawny HS student, working on the 5 year plan. No doubt his worst class is gym because his hygiene is, well let's just say non-existent. We should be nicer to him because if it wasn't for his eRep life, he would no life at all. I feel very sorry for him 🙁
Thanks for contributing to the cancerous meta. You're the problem, not me.
But honestly, who says this? Personal attacks... Who the hell are you? Total loser.
See how thin skinned you are. Your childish behavior, imploring notes over the last couple of years, basically begging to be let back back in to eUSA. Promising to never do anything like this again. Promising that you have grown-up and matured. Stating that you have learned from your mistakes. Obviously, it was all BS. So either you are a stinky child or a liar, or both!
Mean and gay? Wut
Exactly. I ain't even gay. However, my description will change with each new article.
Attention whoring like tATu 🙁
All hail Chickensguys!
Sounds like Obama let all the forigs in they will vote for me Whaahaha
These are just baseless attacks to discredit a person that has America's best interests at heart. Shame on you, talk about policy rather than persons if you want to look like a politician next time.
Do I agree with Garmr? Yes it does seems like, change is there. 😉
Need food donations, please....