The MoF goes from strength to strength
Bank of England
A New Term
My first duty as Minister of Finance has to be to say an enormous thank you, on behalf of myself and the entire eUK, to my predecessor, elbanaan. He’s been working tirelessly for three months keeping every ministry funded, monitoring the finances of the eUK and making the gold the country needs to function. His record has been outstanding, and I’ll miss working for him.
Hip hip hooray!
Hoping to build on this success I’ve put together, I’m sure you’ll agree, a pretty ninja team to run the nation’s finances. There will be three GBP regulators this month: jamesw, C B Fry and Steven Mack. Smack has previous experience of this ministry and his sterling efforts working for the Military will make him an asset to the team. C B Fry has quietly done an excellent job over the past month as GBP regulator, so I’m delighted that he agreed to stay at the ministry for a futher term. And it is my pleasure to announce jamesw as Underminister of Finance this term. As one of the eUK’s hardest working individuals, I’m sure his appointment needs no further explanation.
Last but not least, a very warm welcome to xFiggy, who will join us as a currency trading apprentice.
Money Market Trading
Benchmarks: 39.5- 0.026
Please stay within the benchmarks to ensure a fair and functioning economy.
DO YOUR DUTY:
Will all patriotic citizens make sure that they buy their GBP for gold from the MoF orgs:
Ministry of Finance UK
Reserve Bank of the UK
eUK Royal Mint
This helps raise the necessary funds to keep the eUK going, converting our tax revenue into the gold we need.
Best wishes, and hoping to do you proud, eUK,
Thatcher
Comments
What a team. <3
\o/
'Smack ... Sterling efforts'
Ha-ha, like it. 🙂
Well done Thatcher!
Congrats Thatcher 🙂
gizza quid 😉
Grats on becoming minister!
aye sir <3
Good bye and good luck elbanaan!
I herd elbanaan is a pretty cool guy
eh makes comments with orgs and doesn't afraid of anything
Great work elbanaan, good bye and good luck!
Gratz Thatcher!
Keep the info coming. Updates are the way forward 🙂
MoF ftw
There's no such GBP as the great british GBP. If you have to sell your treasury gold, which you don't, except if you are a foreign business investor, then really you should sell it to government. Government will use it on wars and hospitals all over the world.
Hey! Well done Thatcher!
Well done Thatcher! And thankies. 🙂
Can I have a loan?
I second what Kumnaa said.
\o/ Trading apprentice ftw! Thanks 😉
Good work Thatcher, you deserve this