Alcoholic for CP

Day 4,271, 10:23 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Alright lads o/,

Again a comparatively short one - not sure where you are but it’s still too humid for any reasonable Brit to live at the moment

I’m proud to announce I have the support of the Social Awareness Party and now the Unity Party; no doubt to make up for my own personal deficit…

After reading and enjoying Ludgate’s recent contribution to the discussion I safely assessed that policy could likewise be left til later.

I thus hope you don’t mind if I amalgamate his two sections primarily focused on you, for easier reading:-

But first - a brief introduction for those that I’ve never had a chat with. I’m a stark raving skitzophrenic with a machete, here to steal your firstborn lass as part of a new inclusive tax reform.

This was already initiated in my current term as Governor so there’s no way of getting out of it.

If you care beyond this you can prod a few of the oldfags who can tell you extensively about all the other 7 disasters I was elected for as well.

Now onto you.


To any PCP watching...

I know it’s not a popular topic but this habit of not doing anything has been a convenient excuse to do nothing bar sensitives for too long. Huey did the absolute best he could since Feb with his people’s cabinet and it was depressing being the only one to stay on.

Sambo had a punt this month after his own successful ATO-led election but also quickly burnt out when faced with the seriousness of our situation. It is a genuine existential crisis that a few of us knew would come knocking one day and have little individual willpower to attempt to confront.

And the depth of it is, as Ludgate himself posted, meriting a personal bet on around 6 days before blowing or giving up. And I think at least a few of us can be honest about how far down the gutter we’ve drifted to get to this point of actively needing a wipe

I'm not going to actively attack Ludgate other than I don't see his constructive way out of this mess - other than to redouble on a scorched earth policy that is quickly running out of earth. On the contrary, my solution is to ram the responsibility of community back down your unwilling throats and see what happens

You can soil yourself as much as you like - and I expect a lot of no replies by you lazy undeserving bastards. It's worth a punt

But if we’re going to make this f*****g community worth it then you’ll be pulling the line as much as the next lad, or standing quietly in the corner making the necessary witty criticisms along the way

Cheers/Apologies


Appleby o/